Corey Short

I have a wife named Kara.
I used to have a cat named Baggy.
He died

[Kevin Pritchard @PacersKev]

Also, to have some fun...I'm giving 2 front row seats away at a @pacers game this year. RT to win #AskPacersKev

[DinnerPix @Dinner_Pix]

Christmas time is near! Let's see those homemade Christmas cookies and candies posted on http://t.co/GxrM3BX8Ki! #CookSnapShare

[DinnerPix @Dinner_Pix]

http://t.co/GxrM3BX8Ki is officially live! RT if you're ready to #CookSnapShare.

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Best way to spend a Saturday evening #pacersgamenight #dinnerpix #blessed #gopacers #rogerbrown @kshort628

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

108 days!!! #dinnerpix #blessed https://t.co/OZyNRYgU7y

[DinnerPix @Dinner_Pix]

Christmas time is near! Let's see those homemade Christmas cookies and candies posted on http://t.co/GxrM3BX8Ki! #CookSnapShare

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

"Hey Chicago, wadaya say? The Bulls just might win some day!" @kshort628 response to the news of Wade signing with the Bulls #whatarhymer

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

@kshort628 just told me the only song she really listened to from @AudioAdrenaline Underdog album was the Houseplant Song... What???

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Just watched a man take a selfie. I'm not sure why it was so unnerving #manselfie #talkdarkandvain #probablyforalady #wealldoitsometime

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Fishtailed on my morning drive and my first reaction was to change the station because I didn't wanna go out to I Kissed a Girl #5amthoughts

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

@kshort628 I'm not so sure how thankful I am that my wife waits until big third down plays to put her phone in my face seeking reassurance

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Kicking off the 30th birthday weekend in style! #pacersgamenight #beatthejazz #mywifeisbetterthanyourwife

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

“Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up.” -Schmidt #newgirl #wiseman #whosthatgirl

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

"I can be suddenly loud when mine is activated."
-@TJDiller

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Thank you to @bshortiphone for providing me with an amount of coffee that would make Juan Valdez himself jittery #thanksbrother #90mph

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

@MartyDiller @kshort628 is lying. I dropped her off at Joann fabrics and apparently things got heated over a sale on yarn

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

You know it's going to be a good story from @kshort628 when it starts with "So I had to roll this lady..." #coolstorybro #pinsandneedles

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Space Jam, Rookie of the Year, The Sandlot, and game 4 of the 1998 Eastern Conference NBA Finals are playing on the TVs at work #thatwasme

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Thank you MI for allowing me to feel my first earthquake #shakyshaky #ifelttheearthmove

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Wasn't sure if I'd ever be able to say this again but it's been a long time since I've heard Florida Georgia Line sing cruise #whodathunk

[Corey Short @MrCoreyShort]

Pedro talking about his physical "They needed a sample of my blood, urine, and feces. So I just gave them my underwear." #s**tpedrosays