MrCurryKid

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 Jürgen Klopp: “The day you don't want me anymore, I'm gone - without any severance pay”.

“If you say tomorrow that he's rubbish, I'm gone”.

“If you behave badly and don't leave my family in peace, I'm gone”.

“Criticize me if something doesn’t work. I’m happy to work on it. It’s all about the job”.

“Jürgen Klopp doesn’t have a career after the national team. Ideally, this is the highlight of my career”.

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović: “If I were Cristiano Ronaldo and João Neves came to training after that interview, he wouldn’t have legs to play football again.”

[𝐓𝐌 @TouchmineX]

🚨🗣 Luis Figo on the the current situation of the Portugal NT:

"Some of these players clearly don't want him (Ronaldo) on the team. They think he's holding them back, but they forget EVERYTHING he has done for this country. The young Cristiano didn't need anyone else to score goals. He won matches all by himself. He carried Portugal for YEARS. Cristiano Ronaldo IS Portugal. He deserves respect and a farewell worthy of a LEGEND.

When Cristiano got his first call-up, he respected all the senior players. Now we have arrogant kids who have achieved nothing. He is the reason we even believe we can win a World Cup. He is the inspiration for everyone." 🇵🇹🏆

[Dave @tufdave]

My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Jannik Sinner was asked if Carlos Alcaraz’s withdrawal from Roland Garros will make him a bigger favorite:

"I think this is not what we should talk about. What's most important is, first of all tennis, it needs Carlos”

Pure class ❤️

(via Tennis Legends) https://t.co/Yz7OTwprYB

[MrCurryKid @MrCurryKid]

@youngbucksclub Not tryna be an ass, but why do you care to comment and start an argument everytime. Who cares about David. He’s done nothing to you. He’s not his dad.

[Rameck Gisanintwari @RGisanintwari]

She tried to escape her husband ❤️‍🩹 Sometimes love turns into control, and control slowly becomes a cage. What begins with small excuses, false promises, and fake concern can soon grow into manipulation and fear.

A relationship should never make someone feel trapped. Love is not about holding so...

[Satirical Footy™ @SatiricalFooty]

🚨| BREAKING: Tottenham exploring the possibility of forfeiting their game vs Liverpool.

Club officials believe a 3–0 default defeat could be a significantly better result than playing the match.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kendall Jenner feels ‘uncomfortable’ about sister Kim dating her ex, Lewis Hamilton:

“Family dinners are so awkward, he just keeps staring at me.”

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Not a single mention in the Epstein files
>No blackmail

He just bombed the middle east for the love of the game

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖: In 2014, footballers were statistically more likely to be bitten by Luis Suarez than a shark. 😱

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Exciting news: I’ve decided to move into Billie Eilish’s $6 million Malibu beachfront mansion because no human being is illegal on stolen land.

Thank you Billie for your generosity.

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Seeing all these celebrities give political speeches at the Grammys tonight reminded me of this

[MrCurryKid @MrCurryKid]

@Cha1zee He’s been playing well

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Sinner was asked who he'd rather play doubles with between Nick Kyrgios or Kim Jong Un

Jannik: "Well playing tennis definitely with Nick. I don't want to lose... but also to hang out, honestly..”

"You don't have to answer" 😭

Jannik: "I don't know" 💀

[❌KEIRAN❌ @_XKEIRANX_]

CM Punk getting announced for the WWE 2K15 roster AFTER he had already left the company

That pop was crazy

[Samoan Dynasty @dynastytribal]

Triple H was lowkey racist back in the day 💀

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THEY USED TO DO SIN CARA SO DIRTY IN WWE GAMES 😭

https://t.co/EuLKP5meL9

[🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 @lakemonstercl1]

Trump cracks me up! 😂

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

My album is done.