Cuthbert

Friendly sponge roll cake filled with chocolate buttercream, covered in a chocolate shell, with sugar-coated beans he/cake. Nothing to do with Aldi.

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

What the media won’t tell you is the charity work I did before my career as a birthday cake.

Indeed, I made several trips to Uganda with Harry in the noughties and in 1993, I helped build a primary school in Botswana.

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

This is huge… #TheTraitors

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK This is demeaning

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK I don’t agree to this

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@GaryLineker #ad

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK I’m insulted

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK Yeah whatever Colin’s trash anyway

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK I was in VIP with Percy Pig

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK Love this

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@Specsavers @AldiUK Yeah he’s an idiot

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@Specsavers Shut up

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK @Tesco @Morrisons @asda @sainsburys @LidlGB @waitrose @IcelandFoods @coopuk I’ll come lol

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK Why am I not on the front

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@MarcusRashford Eat some tasty cake and move on x

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK You’ve pud them to shame lol

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK He would because he’s an idiot

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

Before Twitter dies I just want to say Colin is an idiot

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK @nbrly 🥳🥳 1-0

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

@AldiUK If there’s a Colin you should step on it

[Cuthbert @MrCuthbertCake]

Amazing to think Charles will have most likely wiped his bum after a poo for the first time as King today.