David Brent

Its the BrentMeisterGeneral. I'm an entertainer of people. I can make dreams come true, AKA for you.

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Personally, I believe that anyone who approaches work in an unorthodox way should be sued, always #sueme

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Just found out that the swindon lot have given me a couple of nicknames #fascism

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but word will never hurt me

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Most important thing in a business is the staff, not matter what the guy in the video says #knowsnothing

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Crazy that the #foofighters wrote lyrics about me "there goes my hero, brentosaurus rex" proof of my inspiration among all walks of life

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Working outside in the glorious sunshine, drinking cold drinks,
and Karl is complaining it's too hot.

Unbelievable.

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Such a nice day and im bombing 70 mph "TOPS" on my way to sell some cleaning products at Whynersch #FML

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Bunsenburner, nice little earner hence the ...bunse

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Some 'people' go "David you dont see heels like that anymore", you can still find them

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

If i skype whilst quipping subject matter, and revising, sue me, #yeah

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

#typeyournamebackwards rotavitom/ rotaripsni

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Going into the work related arena, yeah, to inspire others

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Ive openes your eyes, your now colour blind #racial

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

@NathanWiggett ahhh well thats racist to Italians #racial

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Oh, Dawns put me as a strong role model in her staff appraisal... thats backfired

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Hate people that try to worm their way into someone elses photo #FoffGareth

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Treat people greatly, and they will show themselves to be great

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Other "people" go through life failing to inspire others, thats no good to man nor beast

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

Some date invitations will be false!

[David Brent @MrDBrent]

#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate There's been a rape up there!