Darren Murphy 🏏

Biscuit enthusiast. Viennetta lover. NMFC member and wannabe New Yorker. Would it kill you to give me a retweet?

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The best bit of cricket you’ll see all day

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Lords pitch is no good #ENGvNZ

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Translation: “Don’t pick the candidate with the best record, ability or credentials. Instead just pick whoever has the best vibes.”

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"I know people that have been in the system for 10 years that don’t have half the charisma, half the football IQ that this guy has."

Kingy's #FirstCrack ⬇️

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Them Shinboners 🦘

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I’m begging for an AFL club to sign Hinkley as a coach so we don’t have to hear him in commentary #AFLCrowsNorth

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This is unmitigated junk from North Melbourne. Only show up at Marvel. Disgraceful performance #AFLCrowsNorth

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Could do without the constant lob wedges into the forward 50 this week #AFLCrowsNorth

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Doesn’t get more untenable of a position than what Michael Voss found himself in.

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Kangas getting cheated out of this. What a shame #AFLNorthSwans

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That Wardlaw on Heeney non holding the ball decision is the worst umpiring call of the year. Absolute stinker #AFLNorthSwans

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Kills me.

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Can someone explain to me why the AFL/VFL fixture so many games where the AFL team and their VFL counterpart overlap? i.e. they play at the same time so fans can’t watch both. Same day I understand (to match the programs up), but same time is just needlessly cannibalising.

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What an amazing #KentuckyDerby. First female trainer. Jockey beats his brother by a bob to win his first Derby and win the Oaks/Derby double.

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Ken Hinkley on a television commentary panel certainly is a choice by Fox #AFLCrowsSaints

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What a game. But can’t help but feel it would’ve been a better spectacle at Mars Stadium in Ballarat #AFLCrowsPort #Barrett

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Fitzpatrick boys winning is a great story. What a bunker shot on 18 by big brother #PGATour

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Modern techniques just not made for the moving ball. Game’s gone.

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Jayden Seales has claimed the first seven wickets to fall in an innings for Trinidad & Tobago against Leeward Islands, but looks set to be denied the chance to take 10 with the game halted due to a dangerous pitch. The last ball before the suspension is not for the faint-hearted

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I don’t think it’s all Voss’ fault, but ultimately he’s accountable for his panel of coaches. We say that coaches are the ones that know their players best - when to spray and when to go easy. If that doctrine holds up, it’s clear Voss has failed Elijah, the team and the game.

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I’m cognisant that an outcome like this would likely compound Elijah Holland’s already delicate state of mind - but Michael Voss needs to be removed as Carlton’s coach in the wake of this saga. He (and other coaches) has clearly failed in his duty of care to his player.

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Ken Hinkley on a television commentary panel certainly is a choice by Fox #AFLCrowsSaints

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Best part of Rory winning is all the terrible golf takes by casual American golf fans #ShrinkTheGame #TheMasters

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The wolves were at Rory’s door for a lot of that round. Incredible stuff. Love this place #TheMasters