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[Reilly @MrDanReilly]

In Primary School a teacher who had taught all my siblings told me ‘you have bad handwriting like the rest of your family’. I quickly responded with ‘I’ll have nicer handwriting than you when I’m a grown up’ ... I kept a sample of her handwriting - and I do 😌 #Petty

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Who’s a teacher that wronged you and you’re STILLL mad about it! NAME NAMES AND NAME THE INCIDENT!

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

When you successfully win a game of solitaire on Windows 98:

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

Inventors of gay sex finally coming around to gay people being in love

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

Mamma Mia 3: My My.

[Whack Morris @WhackMorris]

Imagine her farting in that and the cheeks getting all steamed up.

[Jerry ✰ @xvesl]

WHO MADE THIS LANA DEL REY EDIT?? 😭😭😭

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

On this day 3 years ago, Emerald Fennell’s ‘PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN’ released in theaters.

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Adam Driver is back in the news, which means it is my sacred duty to repost that time he was in the local newspaper protesting the price of mayo packets.

[warm human @w000rm]

spring:
depressed in a hopeful way

summer:
depressed in a manic way

fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way

winter:
depressed in a depressed way

[marty.com @martymadrid]

This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

this is my Multiverse of Madness #EastEnders

[Close-Knit CIC @Closeknit_fam]

Come along to our Pregnancy and Bonding free online workshop this Wednesday 14th June #IMHAW2023 #BondingbeforeBirth

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

260,000 have already signed to BLOCK Boris Johnson's HONOURS LIST

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RT RT

⁦@38degrees⁩
https://t.co/55ofqgD2I1

[Teo van den Broeke @Teovandenbroeke]

I found a child’s violin in the back of a Zipcar in south London yesterday. The customer care people didn’t seem all that concerned so I took it home. I would love to reunite it with its owner if I can. The name tag says Isobel Lopez. Can Twitter help? Please share! #lostviolin

[Reilly @MrDanReilly]

Advice if you’re selling on @vinted. If you need the customer service team you’ll be met with copy and paste responses and they have no interest in protecting their users 🫶🏼 love that for them xoxo #sustainable

[Close-Knit CIC @Closeknit_fam]

Join us for our free Pregnancy and Bonding Workshop
Date: Wednesday 14th June
Time: 12-12.30
Location: Online
Ready to join us? Secure your spot by registering for the workshop NOW! Link in bio
#closeknitfamilies #pregnancy #babybraindevelopment #infantmentalhealth #first1001days

[Reilly @MrDanReilly]

@jessicacaca7 @FilmUpdates Faccccccck

[Reilly @MrDanReilly]

I’ve heard a rumour @carolvorders is going to @Glaston_BARRY this year and I’m absolutely buzzing!!!!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Nature is healing.