Darius Bennett

Detroit born and raised. Actor and stand up comedian

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Music now shows you that all money ain't good money

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One more show, Thursday 8pm with @craigpconant @MrDariusBennett @ComicTreStewart.

Tickets: https://t.co/Ff58QIYBVa

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I can refuse a dance move if I want to

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People who can cry on demand are dangerous people

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The only time it makes sense to get up earlier than 530am is if you're getting ready for football (2 a days), going to the airport or about to have a baby

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@arimannis Damn homie

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Is Dr. Pepper kosher? I wanna bring it to passover seder

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You ever try to listen to someone tell a story who's laughing the entire time? Calm down and finish the damn story, with yo goofy ass.

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Women love to tell you who tried to talk to them

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Divorces can get messy.. but I hope this one brings back The College Dropout Kanye #KanyeWest #loveyourself

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Good morning

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Is stopping your daughter from being a hoe slut shaming?

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Lakers coming back is amazing but its expected ..🤷🏾‍♂️

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Would you move to Texas?

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@jeffhorste Genius

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@bertkreischer Couple dingers, few base hits, pretty good average ⚾️🏅

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I know a guy so insecure, when his girl told him she was going to sleep he made her put it on live.

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Love it when folks are true

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“Zero Fucks Given” .....Buckle up BITCHES!!!!! November 17th on NETFLIX @NetflixIsAJoke

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Somebody's Grandma from the south knows the remedy to cure Covid

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Remember last year this time? Yep it’s gone. Next year you’ll say the same thing about today.