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@bbctms Great game, I love the Maharajah's Rim Lickers

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@callefc8 @englandcricket There is a place called the Midlands and they have 2 tests.
Hampshire have invested in a shiny new stadium and they have their first ever Ashes test, with your geographical logic down there they could say every Ashes test since 1882 has been ''up North'

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@bluelionman @AdamDurrant6 @JamesMelville Bollocks. Lords, the Oval and Edgbaston are the premium grounds and most the country can get there easily, so they should be selected for every Ashes. Cardiff and Southampton are better grounds than Leeds and Manchester so why should they get priority.

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@BruceDu08970322 @stuartpykesport He needs to tackle the lack of Steak'n'Kidney Pie seller representation in Westminster first

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@bbctms I wouldn't mind having Women's cricket shoved down my throat if they didn't shove so much gravy down theirs.

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@jirwin1107 @bbctms But you get to host all Pakistan's home tests

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@bbctms @MichaelVaughan An inability to play test cricket?

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@bbctms Will you be changing this accounts name to ADHD toddler's Match Special?

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@TheBarmyArmy @NHoultCricket Hopefully he'll be able to bat properly in the first test

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@jacobwadswort18 @benstokes38 Which one?

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@pratikdunya Berbat

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@cricinfo It wasn't a very interesting story when you first posted it. You just spam out repetitive shite at this point

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@Footballtweet Colombia shirt would have been welcomed

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@sportbible @Ladbrokes Thanks but you closed my account because I had the cheek to slowly amass £150 with small cagey bets

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@cricket_badger I paid interest for the first 2 days until it became an obvious trouncing. Then on day 3 they had to become insufferable.

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@bob_dicks @1980MSK @TheCricketerMag Yeah i noticed that later

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@1980MSK @TheCricketerMag Bowled last ball?

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@bbctms If all were fair in this world Aggers wouldv'e been rattling on about his prostate in a squeaky voice during the test match.

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@ObscureThing77 You are sponsored by users of scab labour and does it not come in men's sizes?

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@BumbleCricket It was supposed to be a secret, but big mouth strikes again