Payton Duitscher

Cows. Iowa State Vet Med '23

[Matthew Lansing @matt_lansing]

6 months ago today I said “I do” to the most amazing woman, and we had our first dance to Long Haul! Tonight we get to see @IanMunsick in concert! Excited is an understatement!#LansingsForTheLongHaul

[jordan;) @winkejordan13]

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

[Faber @dfaber84]

If the government ever limits beef consumption, my religion will require the sacrificing of a beef brisket every weekend...for 12 hours...at 275 degrees....with supervision...and a beer.

[Payton Duitscher @MrDrDutch]

@chris_grebner Why didn't you bring a kite with you today

[Chris Grebner @chris_grebner]

why are the clouds so fucking bright this morning?

[Cow @EveryDayCows]

aerodynamics of a cow

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Faber @dfaber84]

The dairy industry when the beef industry complains about cheap, fake products imitating your own.

[Frank Mitloehner @GHGGuru]

Gates lives in a 66,000-square-foot mansion and flies his private jet that consumes 486 gallons of fuel each hour. Now telling us to eat synthetic beef alternatives to protect the climate. https://t.co/RWYKkNaEfs

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

I’d be a lot more of an environmentalist if the environment didn’t spend most of its time trying to kill me

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Giving fellow motorists the standard 2-finger farmer wave even when its completely dark out cuz I want God to know I’m loving thy neighbor 24/7

[Abby M. F. Arnold @Rock_Hard_Abbbs]

..BUT THE COWS?! 😲

[Bryce Doeschot @BDoeschot]

Well done, @DavidSchuler_13!

A Nebraska rancher continues his Christmas tradition of lining his cattle in a manner that spells out a message for social media.

This year, he created a message for healthcare workers...

STORY: https://t.co/CZGnIYj3kr

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

🤔🤔🤔

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

Look enough is enough. Don’t RT this. Don’t

[Ben @_pplop]

Unreal feeling. There aren’t many days like this as an Iowa State football fan. LET’S ENJOY IT

[Payton Duitscher @MrDrDutch]

🤘⬇️

[Matt Lenz @MattLenz1]

If @TheRealBenOlson bets on the Packers one more time I’m gonna take all his betting money and stop being his friend

[Jonathan Rittgers @jonrittgers]

it was so much easier to upgrade equipment when I was carpet farming