Derrick Short

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@PatMcAfeeShow @VivalaZito @VivalaZito @PatMcAfeeShow #PromoteTheVote How we doin? Keep it moving. #BearDahn

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@nickmaraldo with you guys being a regional show that stinks I feel like some mystical forces are at play to get a stooge like @BostonConnr to trend #bostonstooge

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

PUT PETE & PETE IN THE BOOTH https://t.co/JlMzOHuRgG

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@tictockloc08 Cheese wheel

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@ScarletBouvier But it burnt in one...

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@TheUltimate_ZA Blankman

[November @postoctobrist]

radical islam

[Meredith Frost @MeredithFrost]

Happy #StarWarsDay!

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@ryanbeckwith @Kenny_Mayne And state rights isn't even a possible answer..

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@comcastcares Its cool, you guys left the box open so I hooked it back up myself, id still b waiting on a phone call from you guys to fix it

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

#Xfinity unhooked my cable to hook up my neighbors. What in the actual fuck?...

[Lindsey Pelas @LindseyPelas]

Valid ass question.

[MENERT @michalmenert]

I'm almost positive that dead musicians don't care if you tweet about their birthday.

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

@SethMacFarlane shouldn't we finish exploring the ones on earth?

[Derrick Short @MrDshorty]

<---Tater Tot King of the South