MR.JODY

somewhere with my dick in somebody girl mouf

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

#WATA
#CHUDAİ

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I need to know why the remote is always missing when the TV is right there.

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I wonder if mosquitoes think we’re the ones being disrespectful.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

My heart isn’t closed. It’s just no longer accepting walk-ins.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Some people want to be chased because walking toward you would require effort.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I don’t mind compromise. I mind being the only one compromising.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I like my women independent. Especially when they independently decide to leave me alone.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I need somebody who can match my freak and split the groceries hello

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I wonder if karma ever gets tired of repeating itself.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Ain got nun in so long I forgot how to moan may just throw my hands in the air and say Me Hoy Minoy!

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

The neighborhood detective doesn’t have a badge, just a porch.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

If life is a game, who keeps changing the difficulty?

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Why do bills arrive faster than good news?

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I wonder if ants think we’re giants or just bad landlords.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

My guardian angel probably got a group chat about me.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

The right person won’t make you feel like you’re auditioning.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I need a relationship where we both know how to apologize.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

You can’t call it loyalty if you’re only loyal when it’s convenient.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I want old-school love with new-school communication.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Some people want a relationship but don’t want to be responsible for another human emotion.

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Everybody wants loyalty until loyalty starts asking questions.