Just Jerry

Home is where you make it. NY born, California living. Do what makes you happy. Not what people say will make you happy. Fuck society, be yourself.

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I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

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@NubsCarson What do I have to cry about? My life is great

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I went to the show🤷🏻‍♂️

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My son and my Pokémon Go account are both seven years old.

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@nobody_luvs_u @AnisaTheGreasy Uhm no

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@Amanduhpaliotti Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch never fail to impress.

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@DeadEyeDiaz01 Probably not, going to his show Sunday and then moving to nor cal on Monday

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I just found out I’ve driven my motorcycle significantly faster than the worlds fastest roller coaster (240km/h) and I’m honestly feeling great about myself.

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One of my new hobbies is going on some of my female friends facebooks and just reading the comments dudes write.

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@leodottavio I mean, @littlecaesars got an obese dude to eat there pizza on camera. His names @leodottavio or something. So it’s possible!

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In real life Goliath wins and sells all the silk the widow spins.

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Not looking good, kids

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2022 is the year I get my shit together or I finally fucking kill myself. Stay tuned kids.

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@Cam9376 I wish I was creative enough

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All these people are posting about how good they look from these AI picture images, and all I can think about is how their best side is actually fake and made by a computer.

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@LeoTheNard0 Jerry is a Metrologist and is currently in college again full time.

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We nuked Japan in 1945. We didn’t even realize you shouldn’t put Lead in gasoline until 1996. We need to prioritize science differently.

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@CharLupo Just like wonder woman’s plane, it’s invisible.

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You’re welcome for my service.

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@nicoisntfunny Nico is also know to kill dogs. That’s why I don’t bring mine around.

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@Inlandiggy2 ‘Made a song about’ only the loser of that battle could still make a song tho

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Don’t have a purpose, but def love boobs