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Petition to rename decaf coffee sleepy joe

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Yo you know what? Bye Twitter

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@ACAB_Soprano Yeah by definition sure. But exploitation can go far beyond the textbook definition is what I’m getting at.

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If a business can't survive without exploiting its workforce then that business has failed.

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It’s 2018. You’re 20. You have 12 small tattoos given to you by 3 friends. You’re drinking a PBR. Life is good.

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People tell you “have a safe flight” as if that’s up to me

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

An Airbnb I stayed at accused me of stealing a pillow and is tryna charge me $1500 for it

the lady keeps sending pictures of herself in the emails so I replied this

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“I take a lot of steps every day. I’m bound to mess a few up”

-Me when I faceplant into the curb

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Take care of that ass.

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yeah figured out my type is literally just halsey

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Greta van fleet is the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka of bands that sound like Led Zeppelin

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Just finished it. I was right.

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Just watched Sasquatch. Pretty sure everyone involved was just high as fuck

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

An open letter to @POTUS:

This week, the world will mark the 106th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide.

This is the first April 24 of your presidency, your first chance to keep your promise to hundreds of thousands of Armenian Americans:

Recognize the Armenian Genocide.

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damn girl ur bitmoji is smokin hot

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OVERWATCH 2 MUST BE GOING WELL

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Help us thank Jeff Kaplan for being the Mercy to our Genji. Thank you for always daring to see the world as it could be.

Also, help us welcome Aaron Keller as Overwatch's new Game Director. We can't wait to continue fighting for the future with you.

➡️ https://t.co/119g1mIh4M

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Help us thank Jeff Kaplan for being the Mercy to our Genji. Thank you for always daring to see the world as it could be.

Also, help us welcome Aaron Keller as Overwatch's new Game Director. We can't wait to continue fighting for the future with you.

➡️ https://t.co/119g1mIh4M

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

What is a computer

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bought more dog money because nothing is real anyway

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@jRatanak @G2esports lmao how there's no way ur shooting me