Richard

Trying to be happy. Any original or amusing comments probably nicked from someone else. Mainly followed buy genuine young ladies with big knockers

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@ImtiazMadmood If jack was circumcised they threw the wrong bit away

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@AlienInvasionGB @YvetteCooperMP @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer No chance

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@jan_murray Warn your parents that the "plumber" will possibly return and ask for VAT on the £850.

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@ArchRose90 Has he got a motorbike?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ My phones photo app has a beautify option as well!

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@ok6ixx I've been to Japan....Yep believe it

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@lyncey_gilbe She bought it from a lookie lookie man in Benidorm

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@PaulGolding Mostly peaceful

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@TrishHodkinson His dad was brilliant...
Perhaps his mum played away

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@Babywwir I once had a brief conversation with his auntie
Princess Anne
Very nice lady but she didn't have a clue about the real world either

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@GBNEWS @JeremyCordite I've lost my job for wearing my England shirt at work
I'm very sad
I loved my job as the undertakers as hearse driver

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@Neets21 That's your fault
Go out more

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Mr Starmer, It has become quite clear that you and your failed government have no interest in keeping my family safe from the illegal savages that are roaming free in our country. I therefore absolve you of any responsibility. I will do the job myself.

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@TiceRichard Richard mate, you need to calm down a bit. Say all the same stuff but with an ice in your voice. Distroy the bastard.

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@claire_adams694 Mutton dressed as mutton.

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@AvonandsomerRob Rolls Royce Silver Cloud Mkll

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@Nickisbackbaby Three Troikas 1979 Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
Frankel 2010-2012
Arkle won Gold Cup 3 times

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@its_The_Dr Oh no, I'm shocked I say, shocked

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Apparently a Welsh choir boy, who is mostly peaceful has been detained by police in Belfast. Good that he didn’t throw a beer can or he would be in real trouble.

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@carlalockhart "thoughts and prayers", "light a candle", "lessons will be learned"
And MP's in general and Starmer in particular will do absolutely FA. You all make me puke.