Jeff Girman

COME ON YOU SPURS!

[Sarah Creelman 💙 @screelman]

Feeling this vibe...

[Matt Robinson @metroscenes]

Downtown Raleigh covered in snow, 4:00 AM.

https://t.co/xu5y3RCYzM

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

@casieanndesign You’re amazing

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Kids will be like "How do you think you're gonna die" and then do a cartwheel

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I think it’s great that influencers are trying to help the homeless by handing them out products they make. Don’t hate. Be a part of the solution.

[Playy⁷. ͙͘͡★ @PLAYYPENN]

this white lady just blew at me in the parking lot and motioned for me to turn my music down. lmfaooooooo now if i beat her ass ima be wrong. bitch im in MY car.

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

I bet they’re gonna look great in orange 🖕🏻

[GrimmGreen @GrimmGreen]

Flavored beer = illegal for youths - ID CHECK ENFORCEMENT

Flavored Liquor = illegal for youths - ID CHECK ENFORCEMENT

Combustible Cigarettes = illegal for youths - ID CHECK ENFORCEMENT

Flavored Vapor Products = illegal for youths - ID CHECK NOT GOOD ENOUGH, MUST BAN

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

🚨 NOT A DRILL! 🚨

YOU could win a year's worth of @ChipotleTweets as part of their support for #FanWeek2020! 😍 Throw this a RT and you'll be entered for a chance to win.

Rules » https://t.co/Z7ZXnGDwte

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

Thank you Pinegrove for spending 438 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/jQdwPpNanH

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I was just told I was “too fat” to vote in person or by mail. The system works.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I just tried to vote and literally the polling worker pissed in my mouth and after that she also shit in it. I was like “What?” And she was like “I’m just preparing you for whoever wins.”

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

@realDonaldTrump you don’t have the power to do that. Go take your fascist bullshit somewhere else.

[NPR @NPR]

The Trump administration has mandated that hospitals report COVID-19 data to a new system run by HHS instead of the CDC's existing one.

The change sparked concerns that it was hobbling the CDC's ability to gather and analyze crucial data amid a pandemic. https://t.co/Nb30XmuUtp

[Mark McKee @markrmckee]

You guys realize the GOP narrative is shifting into “just live with the virus and if people die they die”...how can you argue with a matter of life and death when someone fucking chooses death??

[Peter Evans @_Midwesterner]

I totally understand what @WorstBeerBlog is saying here and agree with it. That said, if you make a Mac and cheese beer, I am going to want to drink it because I am dumb as hell.

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

One thing all these fucking #COVIDIOTS have proven: it’s time to rewrite the Asshole song into #Maskhole

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

I'm going to Stop Light Observations at Charleston Music Hall in Charleston, SC - Nov 16 https://t.co/VHKlll5Ort

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

I might go to @sustoisreal at The Music Farm in Charleston, SC - Nov 1 https://t.co/pyxBgxEEOf

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

I might go to Shovels and Rope at Charleston Music Hall in Charleston, SC - Oct 5 https://t.co/sRsIri8XQO

[Jeff Girman @MrFuckingFancy]

I might go to @govtmuleband at North Charleston Coliseum & Performing Arts Center in North Charleston, S... https://t.co/2ORn9D7pfI