@curiouscaseofem My third favorite ex texted me today and said she’s been thinking about me a lot lately….
I assumed that meant while she was masturbating so I told her to stop sexualizing me.
She thought that was hilarious so I assume others will also find it amusing.
@itsAntWright 69 hours into a dry fast and it reminded me that the last time I 69ed was 9 months ago on a cruise ship with a beautiful bipolar 24 year old stripper turned nurse with a snake tattoo down her spine that I licked like it opened a portal to the coochie land realm.
@lidolmix@MaxMoshunn She said i’m her last thought every night
First thought every morning
The reason she wake up so horny
I told her she so corny
But it’s cute and I adore it
U just like to make me feel special
Because she know I like exploring she want to be important
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@AJsXpage@favyisback3@shii_gaa I finished my first workout of the day, took some Seamoss, Beet Root, Lysine & CLA with some cornbread and now I think that i’m @TomCruise
In 2017 I was in Memphis getting my dik sucked at Graceland hotel and the woman told me I was bigger than Elvis….
She said I was the King of Rock & Roll and that the estate truly belonged to me.
She was doing a lot of cane but I could tell she really meant it. She was speaking from the heart in such a passionate way I honestly believed her.
I fukd two of her friends and all three of them had matching tattoos of unicorns.
Then I drove to Atlanta to record what would become a song titled Unicorn with @WLPWR
At that time him & his team in disbelief at what they just witnessed gave me the highest praise and every comparison you could think of. Unfortunately I believed every word because he was the first successful producer I ever worked with.
I drove back to Chicago feeling like my life would change any day now and that I would be the biggest artist in the world so I began recording records at Music Garage and performing Unicorn at showcases around the city.
After my first performance in front of about 125 people I felt famous for the first time because later that night at the club for my friend’s birthday I was noticed and pointed out by what seemed like everyone in the club.
The bartender came from behind the bar and proceeded to introduce me to the most beautiful women I had ever seen who claimed they seen me perform and knew who I was. They passed me around dancing on me like I was the greatest thing since the iPhone and unfortunately I believed them.
9 years later….I still believe them 😉
I’ve gotten 9x better, had a similar experience 9 more times, inspired countless people, changed countless lives and somehow i’m still not the biggest artist in the world. 🤷🏾♂️
Or maybe I am….who knows 😇