David Gregory

Heyyoukidsgetoffamylawnwithyerhairandyerclothesandthatmusicyoulistentoitsjustnoise!

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his dead campaign to term.

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

So, Facebook is down (along with its children Insta and Oculus) today; thought I'd check in to Twitter for the first time in years. Still not really my cup of tea. #getoffmylawn

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

DangerMouse, GirlTalk, nothing new. I give you the Alan Copeland singers from 1968: Mission Impossible/Norwegian Wood http://bit.ly/gcM8dx

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@aperren re unsurprising SUCKER PUNCH reviews: *thought* it would be good? Of course not. *Hoped.* It springeth eternal, even about Snyder

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@tedfriedman HIGHLANDER remake? But I thought There Can Be Only One?

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

Oh no radiation release. This is bad. Guess I'm not going back to sleep.

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

So, Japanese nuclear engineers are right now in the process of averting meltdowns at the fukushima plant; good job, guys and good luck

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

Most/best information I have seen so far on Japan is @pattonoswalt 's tweets! Discuss.

[Kevin Ketner @ElectricDracula]

@pattonoswalt aaaaaand a US Army Staff Sgt. yelled "Winning" at the end of his phone interview with msnbc. Jesus Christ.

[𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚎 @shannynmoore]

The longest seconds are when you're waiting to see if this quake is "the big one". Terrifying. #japanquake #japan

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

txt REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to Japan eq and Pacific tsunami relief. PASS IT ON

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit. Just did the loosest, most fun panel on @CraigyFerg's show. Like hanging out with a bud. Please watch.

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@pattonoswalt I have a D's and D's with the copyrighted gods in it; who needs Xeroxes? #killmetoo

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I've been drinking since 3pm but now I'm going to go have a drink like it's my first. #Oscars

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

Portman for Actress, big surprise, LOL. OK, back to Facettyspace for me

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@greeney28 (Mandy Moore) actually she got the part already; she was Rapunzel in TANGLED, which apparently no one but Madeline and I saw

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@aperren (re CRASH) Word

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@MariaBoydGSU not me; when the cool kids were listening to Sid and Johnny, I was listening to "Main Title" and "Cantina Band" over and over

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@MariaBoydGSU I love you kids, but you can keep your Tweetybox; I'll take my stinky ol Facettyspace

[David Gregory @MrG30084]

@greeney28 Actually T Friedman made me open this acct, like, 2 yrs ago. I'm just a grumpy old anti-Tweetyboxer. But thanks 4 the welcome!