Gaz M

‘You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody. You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals’ - B. Cohen, 33 C.E.

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'Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. There is nothing more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts’

#JoeStrummer

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It’s that time again #swingyourbaubles

@TrevorNeal @simonmhickson @TrevandSimon

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@billiousbob @Parody_PM Moron

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@dogavic @Parody_PM FFS

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM Reading comprehension, you AI bot, is enhanced by grammar, punctuation and syntax

Adieu

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@dogavic @Parody_PM Oh, Ed

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM You, my dear, are the one who questioned the comprehension, without engaging that most basic of reading ‘skill’

You are a credit your name

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM I give up

If you’re going to comment on ‘reading comprehension’ you *really* should practice what you preach

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM Emphasis on the word comprehension, Karen, comprehension. Think about it

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM Reading comprehension is an important skill

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@billiousbob @Parody_PM Oh Waddyawant, Waddyawant, Waddyawant… no, I really haven’t. Take a moment and *think* about it. Go on, I’ve got faith in you, you can do this

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@dogavic @Parody_PM Hardly. It’s unusual for Twitter users to engage their brain, but give it a go

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@KarenP52418727 @Parody_PM I think you’ve misunderstood or, dare I say it, failed to *comprehend* my tweet

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@Baddiel A staunch Conservative, he did advise Boris on how to interact with select members of his cabinet - ‘You're Only Supposed to Blow the Bloody Dorries Off’

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@Baddiel Twitter

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@rickygervais Obviously not targeting the Ukraine market

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@haveigotnews But tonight, thank God, it’s them (listening to him) instead of yoooooou

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@monstroso @julesobee Thank you!

Following 🫡

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@julesobee @monstroso Ditto

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@notDcfcBoss Our immigration policy is something of an issue, at least according to the press. To paraphrase Keegan, I’d love it if we shut our borders to Americans for the next four years, love it