WELCOME TO THE POND 🪿
Mr. Goose discovered crypto.
Nobody stopped him.
So he created $GOOSE.
🍞 HODL THE BREAD
🌊 BUILD THE POND
🪿 GROW THE FLOCK
Find the bread.
Feed the flock.
Take over the pond.
$GOOSE 🪿🍞
🪿 Episode 19 — The Big Find
Mr. Goose has officially hit the jackpot.
He found ONE WHOLE DOLLAR sitting on the ground. 💵
The CFO says they should save it.
Mr. Goose says it belongs in the Goose Fund.
The employee has already started looking for more.
🪿 Episode 18 — Penny #2
Mr. Goose found another penny.
This one was under the CFO’s desk. 🪙
The CFO says it was company property.
Mr. Goose says “Finders keepers.”
Goose Fund: $0.02. 🍞🪿
🪿 Episode 16 — The Commitment
Mr. Goose has made a decision.
Every dollar he has goes back into $GOOSE. 🍞
The CFO asked if this was financially responsible.
Mr. Goose said, “Probably not.”
The Goose is all in. 🪿
$GOOSE
🪿 EPISODE 15 — THE CEO SALARY
Mr. Goose has officially started paying himself.
$0.10 every 3 hours. 💰
The CFO says it’s financially irresponsible.
Mr. Goose says he deserves a raise.
The company is currently reviewing his performance. 🪿🍞
$GOOSE
Episode 13 — The Fourth Member
Mr. Goose has finally identified the fourth member of the board.
Unfortunately, he refuses to reveal himself.
The other 3 geese say they trust him.
Mr. Goose has no idea who he is.
The board has voted to investigate the board. 🪿
$GOOSE.
The Pond is officially open. 🪿
No suits. No suits? No problem. Just $GOOSE, good vibes, and a flock getting bigger every day.
🍞 HODL YOUR BREAD
📢 HONK LOUD
🪿 JOIN THE FLOCK
🌊 WATCH THE POND GROW
$GOOSE — the flock is just getting started.
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