Graham McOwan

Part-time nonentity. Big Seinfeld fan.

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@graceyldn I imagine his rage is fuelled by his envy of Jeff Tracey screwing Lady Penelope. Quite understandable.

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@GDRvisuals "We have a few sausages in the back but they're green. You wanna see 'em?"

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Y'know they say you can find anything online? That isn't true. I can't find a single photo of Golda Meir wearing a bikini. #troublemaker

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@prodnose Do you know Lawrie McMenemy was 90 yesterday? I could have sworn he died ages ago. He's been keeping that quiet.

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@prodnose Richard "Groove" Holmes - Misty

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@newyorkerhumor Somewhere there's a straitjacket with Trump's name on it.

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@HirookaRicardo "Bras? We don't need no steenkin' bras!"

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@MacisteMe "Sorry about asking you to strip but I had to check you're not one of those trannies before we get involved. Some of them are very convincing."

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@MacisteMe "What kind of oil are you using on your torso? Your nipples look fantastic."

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@anon_opin Wales competed in Junior Eurovision in 2018 and 2019.

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@anon_opin If Cilla Black were alive today she'd be copying and pasting Dionne Warwick's tweets. And then someone would tell Miss Warwick and Cilla would be blocked.

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I follow a few accounts for vintage Russian kitsch, animation & propaganda posters. Scrolling through who they follow, I've decided not to follow the Louisiana Communist Party. Things could escalate.

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@PulpLibrarian That's before they added mud to the ingredients.

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@PicturesUssr "I liked this place more when there weren't so many bloody tourists and unexploded bombs."

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Given Madonna's reputation for being late her set might start halfway through the penalty shootout. #worldcup

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@PicturesUssr "You ask many questions, comrade. You're clearly a curious man. Would you like me to show you how it's possible to strangle someone with a tablecloth?"

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@PicturesUssr "I knew Stalin better than most people and he definitely wasn't a psychopath, although he did mutilate all my Barbie dolls."

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@PicturesUssr I read somewhere the Moscow Metro is a great place to meet miserable middle-aged women wearing blue anoraks.

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@fesshole And that's why everyone calls him Stinky Pete.

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@weeklyshowpod @Austan_Goolsbee @ChicagoFed Any chance you could explain why all the unusual stock market activity fifteen minutes before a major presidential statement isn't investigated?