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French Department of St Macartan’s College, Monaghan

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1st years doing a speed dating speaking exercise to prepare for their summer oral test #mfltwitterati #ActiveLearning #SpeakingPractice

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Why couldn’t the French chef make 8 baguettes?

He didn’t have enough huit 😂🥖

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Why did the French football team keep scoring own goals?

Because they wanted Toulouse 😅

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2nd year students playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire after learning about Le Petit Dejeuner #Breakfast #InteractiveLearning

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What did the egg say about the French language?

It’s the language of l’œuf 🥚🍳

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What sport do French insects play?

Le cricket 🏏🙉

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Why didn’t the French carpenter know how to finish the job?
He didn’t have a “clou” 🤣🔨🔩

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In what region of France do many geese live?

In the L’oie Valley 😂

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A fine example of the ‘Ma Routine’ storyboards that our 2nd years created to send to their French pen pals #Connection #Exchange #mfltwitterati #DigitalLearning

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What dessert do French fencing players eat?

L’escrime 🍦

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Our 2nd year students attended the Garage Theatre yesterday to watch the French film 'King'. A great service put on for the local schools #FrenchCulture #LeCinema

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What sound does a French train made of rubber make?

Caoutchouc-choo 🚂🚈

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2nd years doing their weather report oral task #LaMétéo #ParlerFrançais #mfltwitterati

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What is a French teenager’s favourite month?

August, because he can go août every weekend 🕺🏻💃🏻😅

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Why are French minions born yellow?

Because they have jaune-dice!

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Our new display encourages our students to speak as much of the target language as possible during the French lessons! #ParlonsFrançais #TL #mfltwitterati

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Did you hear about the frustrated French chef?

He’d lost the huile d’olive!

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What is a French cat’s favourite perfume?

Chat-nel 🐱

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Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

All that was left was de-Brie 🧀😂

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