Ian Fleming (No, not that one)

Part-time writer of spy novels...007 of them to be exact! All views expressed are mine alone. Retweets may not mean I agree with its contents.

[David Shaw @David90shaw]

🚨 THE MASK HAS COMPLETELY SLIPPED.

Keir Starmer is banning social media for teenagers, but guess which app is magically exempt?

Bluesky. 🤡

They are blocking every platform that allows independent free speech, while leaving the ultimate left wing echo chamber wide open.

This was never about child safety. It is a highly coordinated plot to trap your kids in a digital bubble and brainwash them with pure establishment propaganda.

They want total control over what the next generation is allowed to think.

RT if you refuse to let the Labour elite indoctrinate our children! 🇬🇧🔥

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@LFC @premierleague Arne, thank you for number 20. It’s been a long season and sadly, your style of football just isn’t right for the team.

Good luck (presumably back in Holland) with your next team, but this was the right decision (just should’ve been made sooner).

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@JohnBarrowman So sorry to hear of your loss John. All our thoughts are with you and your family 😔

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@LBC Every action that Rachel from Accounts has taken to date has been utterly disastrous for the UK - but it’s all Brexit’s fault? Ok then….

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@Lord_Talbot64 @BethRigby At a guess, it didn’t cross his (apparently nonexistent) desk 😂

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

Something else that didn’t cross his desk….

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS

“Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday.

The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning.

He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge.

“I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@LeeHurstComic you mean to suggest that they’re NOT all doctors, engineers and highly qualified professionals? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you…

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

@Bbmorg I thought, according to your type, these people were an asset.

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@Richard36576381

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@chrismhowells “There’s no need for this whatsoever”.

Nor I would argue, is there a need to go around randomly stabbing people in the first place, but there you go.

Strangely, most people don’t go round getting handy with knives, so aren’t dealt with robustly by the Police. Those that do, are

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

Sorry, the Greens “appear to have no concept of how the economy works”?

There’s no “appear to” they simply don’t understand it!

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Stupid ignorant man just does not understand, the Greens appear to have no concept of how the economy works. Utterly ridiculous.

[Paul🥷 @l4pablo]

Bruno Fernandes spotted getting a fresh hair cut ahead of the massive Liverpool game at Old Trafford tomorrow

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

Seeing as the Met Police released the bodycam footage and the head of the force said they were his officers, I think you’ll find they’re from the Met…

Either way, they had to make a split second decision. A lunatic was stabbing people and refused to release his knife.

[Nigel Thomas 🇪🇦🇪🇺 @RealNigelThomas]

@Bbmorg Were they actual Met Police officer or members if Shomrim? Makes a big difference.

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@KarlTurnerMP wait….Sir Kier has a desk? Because bugger all else seems to go past it!

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

I’m sick to death of the right wing press to be honest. I suspect that Keir didn’t even know he had a niece and this wouldn’t have crossed his desk. Why is he getting the blame for selections that he has absolutely no involvement with whatsoever? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@JMilei

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@EricTrump

[Stefan Moore ★ @2StefanMoore]

A final piece of advice from Holly Butcher - written the day before she passed away from cancer at just 27:

“It’s a strange thing knowing you’re going to die young.

At 26, I thought I had time…
To fall in love.
Start a family.
Grow old.

But cancer doesn’t care about plans.

Now, I understand how fragile life really is. Every single day is a gift, not a guarantee.

I’m not writing this to scare you. I’m writing to remind you: really live.

Stop stressing over little things. Be kind to your body- move it, nourish it, stop criticizing it. One day you’ll wish you had appreciated it.

Go outside.
Look at the sky.
Feel the sun.
Just be.

Spend less time chasing “stuff” - more time making memories. Don’t skip moments with people you love.

Laugh more.
Write a note.
Tell someone you love them.

Complain less.
Give more.
Helping others brings more joy than anything you can buy.

Be present.
Put your phone down.
Show up - really show up.

You don’t need to have it all figured out. You don’t need a perfect body, or a perfect life.

Just follow what makes your heart light up. Say no to what drains you. Make changes when you need to.

And please - donate blood. I wouldn’t have had that extra year without it. And that year gave me memories I’ll hold close… forever.

Thank you for reading this.
Live your life well.

And maybe… we’ll meet again someday.”

Holly 🩷

Repost & share Holly’s important advice. ❤️

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@CamillaTominey @GBNEWS @CamillaTominey I think you’ll find she was desperately trying to locate a replacement sphincter after the one she has was destroyed around 8:30 this morning by Trevor Phillips. God only knows what you’ve done to her!

Keep up the good work!

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@CamillaTominey Tom Hayes MP this morning 😂

[MrBounceBack.com @Bounce_BackLoan]

Liz Kendall whose facial expressions when talking give the impression she has Keir Starmer's manky ballsack in her gob, will need a new sphincter, after Trevor Phillips on Sky News rips her arse off and hands it back to her on a plate over Mandelson

She is the Joey Deacon of Government Ministers

[Ian Fleming (No, not that one) @MrGrumpy1968]

@triffic_stuff_ To quote Herr Starmer “It’s completely unacceptable”.

No Kier, it’s completely unbelievable that absolutely no senior ministers knew anything.