Mr Hand

22 years old, he/him, plays too many games and am probably in love with you. also only has one hand.

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@sevetoine @thunderxstorm07 @GOWfromKratos Most Spartans regularly fucked almost everyone else in their platoon because in their minds, you fuck a partner and get a closer bond so why not do the same with soldiers?

I’m not sure if it was ever explicitly talked about, but chances are very high that he’s fucked many men

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@Kes_is_a_hoe Are you alright? I hope you weren’t hurt, and I doubly hope that you’re having a good day.

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@Kes_is_a_hoe When you figure it out, share with the class

Until then, we love you Kes. You are valuable and deserving of adoration, especially from yourself

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@xdktt @sableswartz You should for bubba though I mean c’mon look at him

Humina humina amirite fellas

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@BirboTheAlpha I will literally never understand how pathetic these guys must be in real life

Like bro I’d say touch grass but they’d rot it since they probably haven’t showered in months 🥴

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception I Don’t like this game

I Don’t even know 25 people

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Can’t catch me falling for the Fae’s trick to keep me single

Me personally, I like to sabotage it myself, a little DIY if you will

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@grwief Thanks, I gagged

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Done, what’s the next task capn

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@luv2liz I should do those hand thirst traps with my mf stub god I’m so funny (I have 3 moments a year I can make people chuckle lightly)

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Pls I am already missing a hand, I beg of thee mercy

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception AS IT SHOULD RAAAAAH

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Love you Kes (in the most respectful way possible) and I hope you’re doing good

I’m not very great at helping but if you ever need a stranger to vent at and then ignore, I’m here 💜

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Definitely be safe, feel better soon!

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Being 100% honest and genuine, you are obscenely attractive and a very funny person, if I was 1. In your area and 2. More attractive I’d love to shoot my shot and miss by a mile 🥴

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Idk what this is in reference to, but it’s your content. Be as unprofessional as you want hon, just be yourself.

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception I’ve never respected Nintendo more

A safe haven for me being dumb idiot who sees pretty lady/man and say “aooga humina humina humina”

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@dragonage @bioware After all this time, a full reveal in 6-7 months for a game that probably won’t be out until next year. Yippie.

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@kesuwuception Imagine not just enjoying games as a method of stress relief and having a fanatical belief over them

I adore playing video games and do so daily, but if someone doesn’t like the games I play I get excited because WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAY HAVE I PLAYED THEM???

[Mr Hand @MrHand2468]

@irllulugf How romantic, in like an eldritch being kinda way

You’re cute but in a scary way yk, it’s the best way don’t worry