None of this is real, period.
And none of these absurd details truly matter because they’re all pure fiction.
Is the case designed to extract maximum anger & ire while delivering absolutely zero resolution? Yes.
Should we waste even 1 more second on this energetic harvest? No.
smoke pot. hallucinate. cut off your friends & family. start making concerning cryptic statements to random people who speak to you. see personalized adds in department store windows. listen to old art bell broadcasts. forget how to dress yourself. develop psychic powers.