Mr Geldard

King of the North.

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

“You wearing the new shirt today John??”

“Nope, I’ve something better, much better”

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Cole Palmer looks like he should be hanging round an off licence on a bmx asking people if they’ll go in and get him 10 benson & hedges but shit he can hit a football. #eng

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Weekend. Made. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

The amount of fouls that Huddersfield player has done reminds me of New Year’s Eve in Scotland.

Hogg many.

#lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

The woman at the side of him could have helped. Just stands there with her arms folded, grinning. Disgusting.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary was hit with a pie by environmental activists during a press conference in Brussels.

The activists can be heard shouting "stop the pollution" before throwing the cake at O'Leary

https://t.co/AYlfWbXGlu

[Phil Hay @PhilHay_]

Sinisterra - sounds like deal sheet. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Eh. Went through all that in last 3 weeks to then, 7 hours before the deadline, loan him out?? Jesus wept. #lufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bournemouth reach verbal agreement to sign Luis Sinisterra from Leeds United, here we go! 🚨🍒 #AFCB

Deal being finalised between clubs as player already accepted.

Understand it’s loan move for winger set to travel for medical.

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Like most I was skeptical at the start of our new American overlords. But, for them to have transformed a rotten, unlikeable, bastard of a squad & turn it into, potentially, the strongest in the league, within a few months is pretty damn impressive. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

I hope Neville sneezes and swallows his mic the festering bassoon. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

@LUFC That’s a better line up than the one we had last year in the Premier League 😳😳😳

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Joel Piroe, on his way to medical tests at Leeds United — deal agreed between clubs with Swansea ⚪️🇳🇱 #LUFC

All parties expect deal to be signed by the end of the week.

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Accusations aside, we can all agree Peter Sutcliffe was a good truck driver.

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

I hope Victor Orta gets one of his testicles caught in his zipper. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

The board actually believed that this bunch of spineless, whimpering, selfish charlatans were actually gonna keep us in the Premier League last season and these clauses would never see the light of day!!!!!

What an absolute set of arrogant tits. They’ve ruined us. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

I hope Victor Orta’s bed breaks tonight.

Helmet. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Ayling marking someone in the South Stand ffs #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Hahahahahaha they’ve just scored from this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

We’ve fallen so far, so fast. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

We’ve hit Cellino-era buffoonery.

We had it all when we came up and are going back down with absolutely nothing.

Bastards. Sack the lot of them. #lufc

[Mr Geldard @MrJGeldard]

Aaronson is made of farts and cellotape. #lufc