One Sentence Reviews

Movie reviews but really brief.

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Blackberry - 'I kept forgetting I was watching Glenn Howerton so he must actually be a good actor- either that or it’s just the hair.' (3.5/5)

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Oppenheimer - 'It’s a period drama but Christopher Nolan directed it so I made sure to bring some earplugs.' (3.5/5)

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Shazam! Fury of the Gods - 'When he tells Helen Mirren’s character that he’s seen the Fast and Furious movies does that include the ones that have Helen Mirren in them?' (2.5/5)

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Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning - 'Featuring a cast of talented actors and Hayley Atwell.' (4/5)

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Black Mirror: Demon 79 - 'So are they not making Black Mirror anymore or something?' (4/5)

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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 - 'Currently still conspicuous by its absence on Disney plus.' (4/5)

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Black Mirror: Mazey Day - 'Probably seemed like a better idea on paper.' (2.5/5)

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Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea - 'I would’ve just sent the robot surrogates to space and kept the astronauts home to look after their families instead of vice-versa.' (4/5)

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Black Mirror: Loch Henry - 'Ironically, it made me want to go on holiday.' (4/5)

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Black Mirror: Joan is Awful - 'A Netflix exclusive about why not to use Netflix.' (3.5/5)

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse - 'I haven’t managed to get to the cinema in a while but I watched this in it’s first week because I wanted it to perform better than the Little Mermaid.' (5/5)

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The Mandalorian Season 3 - 'I suppose baby Yoda toys everywhere will soon be destined for landfill- where a load of old baby Groot toys await them.' (2/5)

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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania - 'I spend my life withholding helpful information from people just in case somebody makes a film about me and wants to surprise the audience a few times.' (2/5)

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The Whale - 'It’s about the struggles obesity and contains scenes of self destructive eating habits so if you’re faint of heart I’d suggest looking away- toward the other cinema patrons buried under their nachos and extra large ice blasts.' (4/5)

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Tar - 'It’s not about wizards- she’s holding a baton for conducting an orchestra... actually maybe it is about magic- if you like.' (4.5/5)

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The Fabelmans - 'It’ll likely win some awards because it’s about film so the people that work in film and give out awards for the most impactful films will be particularly impacted by this film.' (4/5)

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Empire of Light - 'Was it just the poster that got the spelling for ‘Michael’ wrong or was it also the parents?' (2.5/5)

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The Best films of 2022. Which films did you like best?

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Pinocchio (Netflix 2022) - 'The songs in it are a bit rubbish.' (5/5)

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Avatar: The Way of Water - 'These Avatar films really do display some top notch visual effects- only to be undercut by having all of the text in the Papyrus font so it still looks like it was made on Windows 95.' (2.5/5)