Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st

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[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

I know who set Notre Dame on Fire.
Here is the most recent photo I have of him.

Please rt so the police can find him

[Fable @fable]

@WeArePlayground @Xbox Albion’s humming and so are we! We can't wait to show Heroes what we have been working on later this week! 💕

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

Straight up, @HRBlock is a scam. $120 pricetag ("normally" >$300 to make you feel better), to file something others do for FREE or for FRACTIONS of the cost.
I'll never file with them again.

I filed with @FreeTaxUSA this year, and will from now on!
https://t.co/BDQxqmI8Fp
10/10

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

I shot a 66 at TPC San Antonio using TOURCAST data 😎

#AWSsmartcaddiechallenge

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

Why is it that if YOU are late/delayed/need to cancel, they keep your money, give you a credit, or rebook you for a fee.

But the moment @united has an operations error they just go “Oopsie! We were late!” Or “Your flight doesn’t have a crew. Yikes!”
And doesn’t give me anything

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

“A BABYS GOTTA DO, WHAT A BABY’S GOTTA DO.”

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

My gf and her friends are all NERDS.
Like OUT NERDING ME.
omg, for once, IM THE NORMAL ONE

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

How it started.

How it’s going. :)

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

I swear to god if All Might dies I’m going to freak out

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

It’s not like I had a BAD day at work, I just didn’t have a GOOD day, ya know?

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

“I think I’m dyslexic with the fruit!!”

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

It sucks when something you used to look forward to for years becomes something you dread. ☹️

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

"I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

😇
🫸🏼🫷🏼

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

“Listen to me carefully. Tell him the bargain he made that autumn morning was not with his God, but with me.”

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

Who’s drinking a Dr Pepper? 👉🤠👈This guys drinking a Dr Pepper

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

"No plan survives the past."

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

Whenever I get depresso impostor-syndrome at work, I look at my email signature and go "yeah, ok, im doing alright"

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

He checked his 401(k) 💔

[Sir Jacob Lewis The 1st @MrJacobLewis]

YES SIR.
I CAN BOOGIE.
BUT I NEED A CERTAIN SONG.
I CAN BOOGIE,
BOOGIE WOOGIE.
ALL NIGHT LOOOONNNNGGGGGGG.