Joe Haslam

Husband, father of two. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Solution architect in the day, keen player of the Guitar, Tennis, Badminton and Football in the evenings and weekends.

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@STEPS02dotCOM @City_Chief He didn’t start for England in that match, he wasn’t even on the bench. You can really use the “plays for England” like it’s something to be proud of at the moment, every England game is painful to watch.

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@STEPS02dotCOM @City_Chief Jack of all trades but master of none….. he wouldn’t walk in to any first team squad in the prem, I’d be surprised if we got anyone asking for his signature during the transfer window

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@ManCityzenscom Stop playing Lewis! He doesn’t stay in position, doesn’t stay with his man, seems to lack awareness of who’s around him, gives the ball away because he hasn’t got the experience. He’s not a 90 min player, he’s a last 20 min of the match player until he gets more experience.

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@lisa_eckersley @Bupa 🥳 well done Lisa!

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@casaurabhgupta Very well done! Great presentation and solution. 👍

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@BBCPolitics @BBCNews Can’t just be me seeing this?

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@andertonsmusic @mrpeterhonore I thought this was amazing, unfortunately I can’t afford one just for messing around right now but would love one in the future.

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@rinner888 @BBCSport Nah, his boxers are clearly too tight and trapped a ball… we’d all scream like that 🫣

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10K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY 🎉🎈🎁

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To enter: Follow us, like & RT this tweet.

Good luck!

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@SkySportsPL @Carra23

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@NoContextBrits The labels from all the tins

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@Natalie_Davies_ You asked for a human wearing a giraffe costume though?

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@alistairclare @RussHollinshead @MicrosoftTeams That would be amazing!

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@RussHollinshead This is yours???

[R “Ray” Wang 王瑞光 #Cupertino #AI #Energy R.NFT @rwang0]

MyPOV: just around the bend in the promenade @Capgemini #wef23

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@JonChatterboxW @YorkshireTea you haven't opened them to check if they're split yet.....

Never had a bad cup of tea using Yorkshire Tea bags

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@MikeyOsb How does this compare to your satellite setup @shropshirehobit ?

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@RussHollinshead @askdavidjones "float over here so I can punch you"

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@RussHollinshead It's a good course isn't it! I really enjoyed hearing stories from our architects on other accounts.... what was your highlight?