John Glass

Teacher. Mathematics and Physics. Softball Coach.

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Twitter is officially everyone’s ex.

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Student asked “what was the device old people used to listen to music?”

“A phonograph?

“No, I think it was called an iPod”

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Teaching is one of the hardest jobs in this country – and one of the most important.

It’s not enough to give teachers praise.

We ought to give them a raise.

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Any earth science teachers out there? I have a question about subduction. #earthscience #teacher

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This tweet was written by chatgpt and the prompt was “write a tweet that will go viral written by a teacher.” Let’s see what happens!

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Just taught my students that the pen is mightier than the sword, but the eraser is mightier than both #teacherlife #neverstoplearning

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@Chris_C_Barber I’m curious as to why. AP courses were some of the rigorous courses I’ve taken and taught by HS teachers that were better at teaching than professors.

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@AimeeTomato @heymrsbond @DavidG_CSLP You do realize he’s speaking against privatization?

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Funny student spellings: “meat eaters” for meteors.

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@AimeeTomato @heymrsbond @DavidG_CSLP What’s the benefit of privatization?

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@EDUwithEmily Rewarding.

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Funny answers from students:

Describe one reason why this species went extinct:

“They died.”

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@JoeHemstock @gadfly1974 @wtgowers Definitely depends on what you want to succeed in.

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@MoniseLSeward I thought it was the end of the month?

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@MereKatKat @135Sammiek 4 games is a really bad sample size, its exactly how you find discrepancies like this and tell yourself they are meaningful when they aren’t.

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@EmptySetDesigns You’re confusing it with an asymptote. Tangents interest in one and only one spot, which the x-axis never intersects 2^x.

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@EmptySetDesigns @thefelixremix Exponentials don’t have tangents.

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@ModestTeacher @ohio_world This has to be satire.

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@ryanr_lester @MarisaEThompson Should grades only reflect ability?

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@soames03 @YoniFreedhoff These are kids…