Johnny Wasabi

Always looking for new spins on classic dishes, 86 the egg.

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Why do no big chain grocery stores carry pita bread? I can’t go on making completely Americanized Mediterranean food without authentic pita bread..

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So Chipotle can use gold wrapping for tortillas but can’t have vinaigrette ready for dinner rush? Upsetting.

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When did the world stop using the term, “chicken fingers”? Too many tenders nowadays. Fuddruckers would be ashamed.

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Instacart is such a ratty company. By not allowing me to use a rewards card, they use their own and pocket the savings made on my order. They turn around and charge me full price. The receipt from my latest order says over $420k annual card savings! $420k extra from customers!

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Constantly on the search for the best taco in Chicago. Any suggestions?

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Biggest fear in the food industry is opening a canned Pillsbury product. You never know when it’s going to explode.

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Does using a meat thermometer take the fun out of grilling?

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Pulled Pork > Ribs

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There is simply no difference betwixt a flatbread and a pizza.

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Something about a premade deli sandwich just brings me back.

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Winter is for peppermint mocha coffee. I don’t buy into pumpkin spice lattes but peppermint mocha always gets me.

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What’s the difference between a filet and a fillet? Same thing?

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Is it weird to have a favorite fork?

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The sound of popcorn popping is an all time favorite for me

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Edible cookie dough gives you the same stomach ache as regular cookie dough

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If you have a change to choose between Chung’s frozen potstickers or no potstickers at all, choose the latter. Worst stickers I’ve ever had.

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IMO, Buncha Crunch is the best movie theatre candy

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I miss TGI Friday’s endless apps.

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The problem with Italian restaurants is you always fill up on delicious bread before your main dish arrives.

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Quiznos is a top notch sub shop. No way around it.