Josh

2 Kings 2:23

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

I’m pretty sure I would pass out if I was on the floor at a Midtown concert and they played “Is it me? Is it true?” When they sing “we can build our own worlds” then go into the solo. Then the outro solo! If I had a room full of other fans. Oh man.

[Ashley and Jessica @seriezsisterz]

Follow the Crow part 1 is out now. Watch on YouTube or listen wherever you get your #podcasts #booklover

[Ashley and Jessica @seriezsisterz]

The finale is hot and ready! Watch on part 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman on YouTube or listen wherever you get your #podcasts #booklover

[“paula” @paularambles]

unsurprisingly the website this is from is literally

cookingforengineers dot com

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

Yes. Uh. Ahem. Ok.

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Chloe Kelly showing off the new Away shirt 📸

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

That guy is me.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

How would the Pentagon even know if it’s running out of money? Wouldn’t that require knowing where the money is?

[Alvin Flang @The76thIcePop]

Here's the version that also contains the original footage

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

Do you think France is like “what the heck? We had a deal to play chill today!”?

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

Socialists: Hey man, it seems like we have enough resources to make sure everyone is fed, housed, and educated.
Capitalists: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T BUILD THINGS!

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

Early 40s

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[Josh @MrJoshLister]

Insanely stupid to go fully defensive against a team with the best attacker ever.

[Jon Mackenzie @Jon_Mackenzie]

Possess shit, get banged

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Hi, I'm the Vice President of the United States and I've got some *questions* about what REALLY goes on in this dang government of ours. Will look into it eventually.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!