Kenneth Tong

Used to be on Television. Love Koffmann's Restaurant & Harrods. Proudly endorsing managed anorexia. Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.

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@Glynis1959 No it wasn't an illness like cancer you fucktard. What you just said is unbelievably offensive. And as for creatures, you're one

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@professorgreen Of course it's her own fucking fault. No one is born addicted, we all come up against the same temptations...

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Today is not going to be a good day.

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People who read the Daily Mail are cunts. Fact.

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@DuncanBannatyne Smug cunt.

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Thank me later... http://youtu.be/jGqfQuy14pA

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Girls fall in love with what they hear, boys fall in love with what they see. That's why girls wear make-up and boys lie...

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Cameron: "Bin Laden was a leader who lived in a luxury mansion enduring none of the hardship he expected supporters to endure" Oh the irony!

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@bannatynedigi Is one of the big announcements about Duncan Bannatyne being your chairman? I would've never have guessed myself.

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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

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OK which one of you cunts broke BBC1?

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@jamielester How can you say they're cringable when you're the soppy cunt who said the same shit last year?

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Before sex you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you're fucked

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I see Wayne Rooney has joined Twitter. This should be like watching a seal work a Rubik's Cube.

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@piersmorgan You're also a cunt

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Oi ugly! No not you love you're fucking ugly...

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Jokes about Nate Dogg should be regulated.

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RT @LucyWeather: breakfast time on daybreak. @danlobb shared his sausage with me... Adrian had never done that. >> Dirty bitch!

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I'm scared of killing people with my toxic farts and drippy shits that smell like a dead person in another dead persons anus.

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I hate being bi-polar. It's awesome.