michael todd

Mr. Loot, the Legend, the Myth, the Legend

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

life is made up of celebratory cheese and depressing cheese

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

the grinch is green just like my weiner

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

cheese cheese cheese bacon egg bacon egg bacon egg

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

autistic = propaganda resistant

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Twitter discourse be like actually this beloved game or movie you like is actually shit and you're a bad person for liking it

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so many ants i stopped eating the sandwich, they took it!

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i be in my girls ear like “oh fudge brownie”

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#newbanner

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im shoveling Tylenol down my gullet

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Ants all over my food.

#realanteater #eater

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@ScrappyNJ

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almost started barking at a broad today goodness gracious

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Chinese guy just walked up behind me and whispered “round eye”

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

taping a turtle to my fist and punching the first cop I see and screaming “cowabunga”

[michael todd @MrL0ot]

spiking an ego waffle at the toaster

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staring at fine shyt like she stole my beer

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weekend of 6-7 sixty seven

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on the sideline begging for a sloppy kiss from coach

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damsel in disass