Tyler Law

A tweet a day keeps the doctor away.

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

Maybe NJ Transit would experience less delays if they stopped having Tom Hanks and his group of dancing chefs prepare and serve hot cocoa on EVERY train! Ridiculous!

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

Excuse me?

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

My buddy works at Area 51 and he says RFK Jr. is real and they test medicines on him.

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

For all your feminine hygiene needs.

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

@AMCTheatres @Guardians This movie’s gonna make me cry isn’t it? #AMCSoundtrackPrizePack

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rewatching Step Brothers … so good

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

@SethMSherwood Get a new house.

[Max Falvey @max_falvey]

Kim Kardashian has purchased the rights of saying "My Wife" in a Borat voice, TMZ reports.

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice

While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

BREAKING: James Cameron confirms “Na’vi males have penises. They’re fucking huge. They used my dick as the prototype, the fuckin’ decoy model. The blueprint baby.”

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

This is big

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[Brian Mac Mághnais @TheBrianMcManus]

DojaCat is my celebrity crush because she is fucking hilarious

[Peter @PeterWheatThins]

life update for all my curious followers

[Peter @PeterWheatThins]

there should be an Ikea in disney world

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

@EJ_Paras @nycmidnight Heck yeah! Congrats man! I would love to read these!

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

NOOOOOOOO

[Tyler Law @MrLawesome]

They don’t make men like they used to.

[Peter @PeterWheatThins]

people really listen to the same song more than once?? What, is it supposed to have changed the second time?