Luis Maya

who can? the mexi-CAN!

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@adamcarolla I was in a threesome a long long time ago; but with a male buddy and a random girl we met at a casino. I told him the rules and this is his reply. (P.S., I don’t suck pipi)

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@Mcgiffin @WhereDaYakAt @RoseDarlingxxx Hell yah

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@BaldBryan Movie Posters with the Actor’s name above the wrong character: now on DVD!....😓

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@BoboBoyArmy great Bachelor Party turnout for @chrislaxamana. Here’s to a bright future after a full night of shenanigans 🍻. #Chicaco #BachelorParty #YesToTheDress

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@adamcarolla Shelby GT500 barn find. Really cool find. https://t.co/kExFx2bMqO

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@chrislaxamana You got scammed! Gyped, literally. They’re Gypsies with fake jewelry. Same thing happened to me, word for word around Bakersfield. “I need to get to *anywhere* and need money. Give me money.” Offered necklace and was in a nice SUV.

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@adamcarolla iPhone A.I. has been racist for a while https://t.co/BbJH4r61Pa

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@CSLFiero Thanks man. See, we can be resourceful and recycle, reduce and reuse.

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@adamcarolla towed my car 5 hours for your car show and had a great weekend! Thank you for hosting us and thank you for picking up the bar tab for Carolla fans at the car show!

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@VinnieTortorich diagnosed with Colitis at 13 years old; I’m 34 now. Big thanks to NSNG where I have been in remission for a few years now with no medication. Thank you for hearing my story and for everything you do! Pleasure meeting you.

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@RobSchneider pleasure listening to you on #KoyPond with @Jokoy! You're an encyclopedia of interesting knowledge and I'm definitely anticipating where you're gonna podcast next. (P.s., heard you on Adam Carolla and can't wait to hear you on there again)

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@Dameshek I see your ironic "garbage can in a garbage can," and raise you a truck pulling a trailer on a truck pulling a trailer. I saw this on I-5

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

Luis Maya over here, @Dameshek over there. Love what you're doing on the Adam Carolla Show, so keep sharing the Poop on #GoodSports

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@DawsAngeles Pretty sure you got my girl pregnant with your dance moves. I ain't even mad cuz of that #sweetdickbro

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@GinaGrad Muster Station F 😢. #BForever

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@chrislaxamana Googled my name to see if I'm top result. Never googling my name ever again. #NotMe #ImNotAMarine @gpatricksmith

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@gpatricksmith @MissJoiaG Congrats on your engagement, you two crazy love birds! #TheyGrowUpSoFast

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

@adamcarolla Race Tire Pinhole: patch it from inside, fill with air to PSI you want RIGHT before your run. Run the 4 laps and be done withit

[Luis Maya @MrLuisMaya]

"EVERYONE should do improv" - @adamcarolla. I heard that 2 years ago, signed up, and here I am now, a full page article in #ModestoBee!