Luke Jordan

You are probably not my father

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
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[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

This World Cup is doing wonders for America’s image during the maga dumpster fire

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Shut up, nerds

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

Absolute dream start to this World Cup!

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

@Papa_phil Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

@Papa_phil I can think of plenty of “cool” things that shouldn’t be used as a completely partisan event on the White House lawn

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

everytime they show the fifa president sitting next to marco rubio this is all i can think of

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

We’re winning the World Cup, you can’t convince me otherwise

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

lol this Katy Perry song is so hilariously bad, very on brand FIFA

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

Correction: Statement from the Hammond Bears

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

Absolute funniest thing that could have happened as a Packers fan 😆. Illinois politicians again showing how incredibly incompetent they are.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

@Papa_phil Late night talk shows have poked fun at politicians forever, the tragedy is that Trump used legal pressure to dictate what CBS did, and they were cowardly enough to give in.

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

@MCharlesMN @Papa_phil Europeans just hate air conditioning, I don’t get it.

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

@MCharlesMN @Papa_phil Fascinating Charles, thanks for your input

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

Drops corruption for another flavor of corruption

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

President Donald Trump is dropping his $10 billion lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service, according to court documents, a signal that the administration is preparing to go forward with a plan to set up a $1.8 billion fund that would compensate those who believe they were subject to unfair investigations under previous administrations. https://t.co/Asv3QUNO8Y

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

The most corrupt administration in American history, and it’s not even close.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Justice Department is said to be considering settling a lawsuit President Trump filed against the IRS over the release of his tax returns. https://t.co/PLOTDQm5G6

[Luke Jordan @MrLukeJordan]

Hey look at that, finally something we agree on

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The American Dream doesn’t belong to the highest bidder on Wall Street. It belongs to the American people, who work hard, save up, and play by the rules.

I applaud President Trump’s leadership on this issue and urge the House to pass this bill.