LunchBox Shelton

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

My team > your team

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

She fucking sucks

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

When it rains it pours. This couldn't be a more true statement.

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

"To me coming from you friend is a four letter word". -Cake

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Just carried 2 pedialytes to the counter at CVS:

Employee: awe how olds your baby?

Me: Well he's 28 and he has a slight drinking problem

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

Responding to emails < absolutely anything else

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

If I ever start calling someone bae I'm giving y'all permission to kill me, no question asked. Thanks in advance!

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

A man without a fortune has an unrestricted future.

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I'm my experience the people who complain the most usually cause the most issues. #realtalkwithtaylor

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

@Jawrsh come to JC. I'll get you a job!

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Doesn't matter if a kid is wearing the jersey of your opponent. Kudos to the Titans for their love here https://t.co/VkEujIx03O

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

People you have to walk on egg shells around are the worse

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I give the phrase hot box a whole new meaning

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I got called a silver fox last night. Can't decide if that's a compliment or not

[Monarch 815 @Monarch_815]

Meet us @PRsCampusJC tonight for Karaoke night and you could win a prize! #bartab #epicliving #ThirstyThursday #getbuc'edup

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I love this crazy beautiful life and all my ridiculously stupid awesome friends. #blessed

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I have ZERO time for people that say they love me with their words but show that couldn't care less with their actions. #BYE

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

It's hard being a dumb smart person

[LunchBox Shelton @MrLunchbox59]

I'm so cool...... Like, literally I always have to wear a jacket