Martin Farrell

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Followed by @wossy, @ShonaBM, @MrBarrymore and @bazashmawy

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

Why was there confetti loaded when all the golden buzzers were used? #GoldenBuzzer #BGT

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@MartinSLewis it looks like twitter gave blue ticks back to legacy accounts with followers over 1M. Will you be asking for a refund?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Are all the officials French?

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@MrJamesMay Must taste even worse when it’s out of date! 🤢

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@domjoly Boris needs some lessons

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

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[Brendan May @bmay]

Absolutely outrageous that nurses are striking when we’ve been giving £350 million a week to the NHS ever since Brexit like the red bus promis———

Oh forget it.

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@RadioEssex I use the max setting on the toaster to cook waffles

[Justin Lee Collins @iam_jlc]

I got a Crunchie behind door 7 on my advent calendar this morning. It’s the best start to the working week I’ve had since January. 2009.

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@iam_jlc Bring back Friday night project! GOOD TIMES!

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@iam_jlc Put an egg on it?

[Pride of Britain @PrideOfBritain]

We love this crocheted lockdown memory created by Ally from Southend on Sea in Essex. She wanted to say thank you to all the postal workers and also to remember her friend Tori who sadly lost her life during the pandemic #ourprideofbritain #whosyours

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@iam_jlc I’m literally just watching your Neil diamond karaoke when you were on bbc radio one! Good times!

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@BorisJohnson Maybe you won’t vote against their pay rises anymore?

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@MrBarrymore would you go on I’m a celeb if you were asked? Great to see you making a come back

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@eucopresident @BorisJohnson Thanks Tusk’la

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@MrBarrymore looking forward to your @piersmorgan life stories!

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@DomLittlewood saw you in b&q today. Hope the diy is going well!

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Such a wonderful video of the latest @postpals party. The butterfly release is particularly poignant https://t.co/zaMNPlUuWw well done all who helped make this very special for the kids and their families 💗

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@iam_jlc You’ll be great as guest announcer!!

[Martin Farrell @MrMartinFarrell]

@GordonRamsay what would you rate this omelette my girlfriend cooked me