Daniel Masinde

Environmentalist.Favourite Son. Future Father.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@AtwoliYa You ask me how I became a madman. It happened thus: One day, long before
many gods were born, I woke from a deep sleep and found all my masks were stolen - the seven masks I have fashioned and worn in seven lives

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

Hi @zuku_we my internet has been off this whole afternoon.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@ke_British what is your turn around time for feedback on misplaced IELTS certificates?

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

If only Kenyans realised all our problems could fit in a probox😑

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@droid254 Lack of calcium and boredom. Either let them free range or hang greens around the coop.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

Both gods walked away cursing the stupidity of Kenyans.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

And the Good God said. “But I too have been mistaken for you and called by your
name.”

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

And the Good God said. “But I too have been mistaken for you and called by your
name.”

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

“Yes,” said the Evil God, “for of late I have been often mistaken for you, called by your name, and treated as if I were you, and it ill-pleases me.”

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

“Yes,” said the Evil God, “for of late I have been often mistaken for you, called by your name, and treated as if I were you, and it ill-pleases me.”

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

The Good God and the Evil God met above KICC.
The Good God said, “Good day to you, brother.”
The Evil God made no answer.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

The Good God and the Evil God met above KICC.
The Good God said, “Good day to you, brother.”
The Evil God made no answer.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@joysum1 But never my god daughter N 😁😁

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

I refer to my friends kids as young lady/ young lad because honestly they're too many names to remember.. Never thought this was an issue I'd have to deal with as an adult.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@orengo_james Cool. How do you intend to do it? And over what time period?

[Furvah Shah 🍉 @FurvahS]

Journalist opportunity 🚨

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[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@iamjoseh_ Looks like Uganda is ripe for regime change and democracy 😄

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@Rajini_Nicholas The Kenyan rock music scene generally. Like this artist https://t.co/3dh7ps5ocU

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@Rajini_Nicholas https://t.co/lTgNhZWFgZ Simply Tomas

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@Donsarigo It's simple. The queen bee is in the guys hand. The bees will naturally swarm the guys hand due to the pheromones she releases. They aren't violent because there's no honey to protect. The queen would usually be in something like this

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

Sweet dreams are made of these!

[Mlolwa🐬 @walowe_mlolwa]

In the morning ?..
Each pack has 20 pieces at 300 bob!
WhatsApp: [phone] to place your order.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@AtwoliYa But let me not be too proud of my safety. Even a Thief in a jail is safe from another
thief.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@AtwoliYa I ran maskless
through the crowded streets shouting, “Thieves, thieves, the cursed thieves.”

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@AtwoliYa And I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneli
ness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave
something in us.

[Daniel Masinde @MrMasinde]

@AtwoliYa Thus I became a madman.