Matt Sawyer

If I can make you laugh, then I'm at peace.

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@SouthernRailUK https://t.co/n7s6TC9bbX? @SouthernRailUK you are the ones that need help and support and have got journey problems #irony

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@SouthernRailUK Yeah tried that several times during your months of strike fiasco last year. Received an average of £2.71 for my £56 weekly ticket to endure 6 days of 30 minute plus delays and cancellations. Might as well have bought a fucking goose and ride that into work.

[NewsToad @NewsToad]

Trump state visit downgraded to "One cup of tea then you fuck off" https://t.co/UyNy73m3CZ

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@SouthernRailUK I was yes. Victoria to Littlehampton train. Doors took over 2 minutes to open at every stop. Got kicked off the train after one stop, waiting around in the freezing cold for the next one which wasn't quick and even that journey was cut short. £56 a week for a complete farce.

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@SouthernRailUK You're Imcompetant at performing the very simple task of transporting people from Point A...to Point B. 12 minutes late, doors won't open, toilet doesn't work, and kicked off one stop into journey. #thomasthetankenginedoesabetterjob

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@loulou_1987x There lol...

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

Be assured that if I've started following you, chances are you're profile has been stalked so I can figure out how this things works...

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

@MonikaKrakovska @AdriennCsellar @Ella_sanders_ I thought Annette was going dress up for Halloween? 😅

[Matt Sawyer @MrMatt79]

Oh "Hi Twitter!" Only took me 15 minutes to choose a profile pic...