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Writer - Boogiemanja, Joker’s Downfall, Debbie. British, mate. Repped by Artists First. Tweets constitute medical advice.

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Panda Bear: Rawr!

Pander Bear: Great rawr, man.

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Assert dominance at work by signing off with ‘have a great weekend’ from Wednesday onwards.

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ME: There’s a point towards the end of the DVD commentary for ‘Garden State’ where Natalie Portman reveals that she doesn’t think Zach Braff’s character is a good guy and Zach gets slightly offended.

THE WORLD: Yes, but what’s your PIN number?

ME: I DON’T KNOW!!

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SOCIALISM!!

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@AtwinGracie2002 I’ve never actually seen these in real life but yeah apparently this is a thing in parts of the UK. The food is bad. Theres no two ways about it.

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@ItsAndyRyan @DastDn If they’re British or German it could well be 100% genuine.

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@FoxNews Also everyone would keep saying ‘this is just like the office.’

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You couldn’t make ‘The Office’ today because people would just keep saying ‘this is too much like The Office’.

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@infinite_jaz I can forgive rolling back on the leftist commitments, but if it turns out he’s a full kit wanker…

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Clavicular announces that he will also be getting laser beard hair removal, saying that having a beard is “cope”😳

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@Ibra_official Alexi Lalas suddenly absent, I see.

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Alexi Lalas thinks his house is made of wallpaper because that’s all he sees from the inside.

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Sorry, but this one thing, and this one thing alone, divorced from all context, is pretty rad.

[🔻agitprop + absurdity🔻 @agtprpnabsrdty]

This morning at the Idiocracy white house

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@Mubashir_SE This is the football version of when Ricky Gervais had that show where he explained stand up comedy to Dave Chapelle and Jerry Seinfeld.

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@ImBreckWorsham You’re going to want to go straight for Trump but he gets health buffs from the wraiths so you need to deal with them first.

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@franklinleonard What can you do drunk though?

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@KweenInYellow All I know is that black square definitely shoots lasers, so you can count me out.

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@Variety

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LL Cool J is never seen without his fanny-pack.

Don’t call it a bumbag!

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@TheCinesthetic It’s a perfect ending. He spends a decade searching for his own hidden depths to discover he has none.

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@StoryTalks360 As it happens, I will be. DM me :)

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So thankful to @FinishLineScrip, my co-creator, @BradleyBredeweg, and @itsgabrielleu for believing in my writing and allowing me to experience what developing a TV show at the very best network in the world, is like. @HBO #DebbieHBO

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