ItsMaxPlatt/Turner

heyy, im max platt/turner/granger, love xbox, coach trip and playing guess who, some people say i look like a mop, but fuck haters. hugs not drugs.

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@JackWebster_m8 she's dead mate, get over it and suck kevin off or somet

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@JackWebster_m8 shut the fuck up and take that ridiculous hat off

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@JackWebster_m8 who you speaking to you fucking toddler, I was getting with faye so don't bother even going there

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@JackWebster_m8 you tryna fucking mess me about, get fifa online now you tit

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Dancing on ice? I'd rather lick gails clit

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Playing guess who with lesley kershaw whilst paul fucks Eileen brains out across road #sly

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Rita sullivan has a ginger minge

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Shit day at the park and shit school report, shit shit shit

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Sorry not tweeted for a while, been grounded for fisting fay in her sleep #grass

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'Few beers never killed anybody' - George Best

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Ludacris

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@benjamesdee am I fuck she's grim, I've seen her clit tho

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@benjamesdee do one you bell, bet your a sausage jocky/eastenders fan

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With a packet of sweets and an african tan dev alahans got madeline mccann

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Feel rough as darius pope

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Josh peacock miss you bro x

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Ha ambers a filthy vindaloo fucker

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@benjamesdee will the real slim shady please stand up, I can see youuuuu

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Haha who else would fuck leanne, she is sweeeeet

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Watching the chase with simon b, fucking milf on ere