Ashley Mazongo

Day Trader || Photography || My opinions don't matter

[#Eyes In The Sky# @JosephAmah7]

@guzu_p I quit worrying myself about certain things ever since i realized that nature has reward for everything. The reward for Simps are Whores chasing other men after marriage. The reward for whores are Simps chasing other women after marriage.
But a whore has an advantage than a Simp.

[Ashley Mazongo @MrMazongo]

@Phislash Are you saying. As a South African you think South Africa will win it.

The question was who do you think will win the world cup and not who are you supporting.

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@TumiTheTruth Do you have a consultation fee? Or a program you selling?

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@YOHAMI Well said.

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@Shadaya_Knight Bruh we all know you dont do this shit.

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@Mrs_libraa Yeah....

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@TheUFCStats That cardio is fucked

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@DonaldQuadratic @ChrisExcel102

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Vender cremes para apertar a vagina deve ser o negócio mais lucrativo, porque ninguém vem a público dizer que não funciona.

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So sorry you're going through this. In Mozambique, we’ve seen this it’s called Koro Syndrome. It’s a psychological condition where stress/anxiety (like a wedding) causes these sensations, even if tests are clear. It’s treatable with therapy. Please don’t give up!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Problem dey ooo.

[Ashley Mazongo @MrMazongo]

@jon_d_doe So sorry you're going through this. In Mozambique, we’ve seen this it’s called Koro Syndrome. It’s a psychological condition where stress/anxiety (like a wedding) causes these sensations, even if tests are clear. It’s treatable with therapy. Please don’t give up!

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Hantavirus parece assunto serio.

#preocupado

[Cheap Life Hua @nxpsv]

🫠😭

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@papiiijuice Vai bazar feijaozinho

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@MozSemContexto Não te dito chifres que esse niga vai apanhar.

[Marcio Lima 利真 マルシオ 💎 @Preda2005]

Prompt:

Make this iPhone photo look like a pro food photoshoot.
Cinematic lighting, rich colors, sharp details.
Add subtle hand-drawn text.
Instagram ready.

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@Wizarab10 Just stop watching Porn.

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@StelioThaime258 Parabens pelo casamento.

[@Manyike_ZA🇿🇦 @ManyikeZa]

Majitha i highly recommend this bad boy🔥🔥