Mario L.

Aggressively chill Engineer.
Fleet operations and sales manager.

If money wasnt an issue, what would your dream occupation be?

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

@JasonBluthh @VesselNBA @meeborp @chicostik80 @itsm7w @ihyomeo Sounds like you're just mad.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

@MrMe3209 We got you.

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

Don't trip about it

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

@housebets @ThatsEarth Recked

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

😺 Nate the cat.
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Beverly, MA.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025

Mercury Goes into Retrograde

This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

I'm a tad drunk and unhinged rn.

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

Girls who play/fix their hair in front of me make me go

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

I met with one of my crushes tonight and asked her a question.
She whispered in my ear "DM me"

[lynk @lynk0x]

Bro lost everything

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

when you finally bagged the shawty you've been plotting on but you realize that you only loved the journey and not the destination

[Mario L. @MrMe3209]

@alephantee I get the beefy 5 later, add potatoes, the chicken flatbread melt and cheesy gordita crunch 🌮

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

He’s not fat, he’s fluffy! 😭

[AMANOR😍😘 @QWAKUAMANOR]

This is the reason why, with the least opportunity I get my kids will visit their grandparents 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo desde ahora en adelante:

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

🤣 who’s making these memes

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

This honestly was so much fun to listen to. Especially when Matt realizes Emma is on the phone, too. He dodged a bullet with that one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣