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@BiarusZ It IS almost Halloween, isn't it?

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@SGiinn To be fair, we got that name from the Brits.

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Alright, I have decided I no longer want to be cheeky fake mean. I will now just be silly and stupid.

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@Master_ivy Who the fuck is Kev Adams?

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@yvesalwaysshots Nobody tell him about the Hoteps.

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@concordeux What French cars do to each other is between them and God.

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@BWhey69 To be fair, the cops do get trampled a lot by white women on Black Friday.

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@yvesalwaysshots Wait, did someone say the Guano Islands were off limits?

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@asopp_D That sick bastard got what he deserved. Five whole fruits AND vegetables? Not in *my* America.

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@Elh_Mrr It is full of cheese.

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@maogouine I shall give to you the cheese that you seek. For a price... A simple, small price...

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@nonod971 As an American, I have no idea what this guy is on about.

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@meloreveries Mostly chill and watch YouTube while making Mac and Cheese.

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@Noe_lly972 I would pay money to see you go up to a Canadian or Peruvian and call them "American".

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@Dadou97139

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@ohemjei_ Well, you see, it's actually perfect for our mini-cars which we ride in short distances to get to our larger, full-size cars. That is why we have ramps everywhere.

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@Stoud75 @ahri_rose_elmac Hence why I said French wine is "over hyped". People hype it up and it's just mid.

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@Stoud75 @ahri_rose_elmac Louisiana is American now, and I don't particularly care for Bordeaux.

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@hexababe Have you ever tried it, though?

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@coolyapper Yeah, I was expecting more just cheeky "tee-hee, stereotypes" and like... One or two hyper-specific jokes. Not this... Not this...