NotMerleHaggard

Escaped prison 17 times-We do smoke marijuana in Muskogee-Miller lite mangler-commentary page

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Good morning Vietnam!!!

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Trading April 2026 price action is about as close as you can get to being in shipment 24/7 again.

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My weiner sure isn’t 12 inches long but god damn it sure smells like a foot.

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@brodysheetzESPN My bad, I’m not a designer I’m just an installer.

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Anyone got “call a black bitch the n word when you’re hitting it from the back,” on their bucket list or is it just me.

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Goyimmaxing on the porch has its perks.

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Friday after work timeline:
2:15 Leave work
2:16-2:40 Fog it up
3:15 Arrive home
3:17 Pour whiskey and sweet tea
3:19-3:30 Fog it up
3:31 Shower

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Bibi has been listening.

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All these kids getting dispo weed is such a luxury, when I was 15 I got a 3.5 in a damp bottle of jack.

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@neoavdalas @KenRichard69 Careful I just failed with quick fix not too long ago, labs are starting to catch on.

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Another day another donk

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Just woke up on the living room floor after making out with some random bitch and getting kicked out of the bar. #living

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Slight sweat for the wisco boy.

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Let the madness begin, 110 inches of tv to cover every second.

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2013 Bristol, man take me back to good racing.

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@_TheJewishMamba Go sniff for pennies somewhere else.

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First round of the year, brought the puffco along for the ride.

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@_TheJewishMamba

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Don’t tell Bibi, but Merle’s having an afternoon.

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What a beautiful day for some porch beers and bong rips.

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Pulling out the bron in me today. #InternationalWomensDay2026