Mr. Metal Goat

Just a metal goat by a window... @wildgoatscafe #GetYourGoat

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Okay these goats are starting to annoy me. The one WON’T SHUT UP. HE JUST KEEPS SCREAMING. MAKE IT STOP!! #ScreamingGoat #PleaseSocialDistance

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Goat gang! The other wild goats from the kids menu scavenger hunt are joining me in pensively staring out the window, so now I’m not [as] lonely! #GoatGang #WindowLookin

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

The curbside signs weeble and they wobble... and if the wind is strong enough, they do fall over!! #GoodLaugh #AndrewFixedIt

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

They put these new signs up in the parking lot... I can’t read what they say, but my guess is “Park here to admire Mr Metal Goat!” #AdmireMe #DinnerAndAShow

[Wild Goats @wildgoatscafe]

Wild Goats will remain open for delivery, carry-out, and curbside pick-up orders! Today we will be closing at 3:00 PM, but will be open for dinner later this week. Our entire menu is available on our website, https://t.co/xLXj3L87Kw, or you can find us on Uber Eats! #GetYourGoat

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Come wave at me through the window!! #ImStillHere #LonelyGoatAgain

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

@CallMeBryy #SadGoat #ThereAreNoWords

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

@wildgoatscafe Wouldn’t dream of missing breakfast!!!!! #BreakfastGoat

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

I’m not Irish, and don’t kiss me!!!! #TheMorningAfterFakePattys

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Whoa!!! Look at this picture Danny took this morning!! Did you guys see the sunrise today?? I watch the sunrise over Kent every morning and it always takes my breath away!! #MorningsAtGoats #WowILookGreat #ModelGoat

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Just found out today is something called FAKE PATTY’S DAY. Well, we’ve got the patties, fake or not!! And a lucky goat, to boot!! #DontBootMeThough

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Why are all these clumsy college kids wearing green and looking so happy today?? #IDontGetIt

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

As the ancient saying goes, pet the metal goat for good luck! #JustKidding #DontTouchMe #IAmGoodLuckThough #NotEvenIrish

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Can goats contract coronavirus? What about metal goats? Wild metal goats? #AmIGood #JustChecking

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

@wildgoatscafe 1. Sunshine in Ohio more than 2 days in a row
2. A world without breakfast
3. Charlie being nice to me
4. A day without someone breaking or losing something in the restaurant
5. Metal Goat for president (I’m still gonna try though)
6. A better home than Wild Goats

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

Did you guys know that I’m so famous and handsome and well-loved that one time a guy (a very nice guy) put my picture on a T-shirt? Oh yeah, I’m basically the next George Clooney. #GoatModel

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

GOOD MORNING!!!! It’s gonna be a bright one today, folks!!!!!!

[Mr. Metal Goat @MrMetalGoat]

@CharlesCiborek @wildgoatscafe Hey now, I’m the security guard! It may look like standing around to you, but I’m hard at work! #ServiceGoat #IWorkForthePeople