Mr Methane

Mr. Methane – The World’s Only Performing Flatulist 🎶

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

Quite a few accounts on various social media platforms using this original fart soundtrack as a backdrop to their own videos. Goes to show, it’s a Crowd Pleaser 🏆🥇💨💨💨💨💨

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@thesundaysport Certain unelected people in Town Halls, Chief Execs down, love this stuff because they get a bigger department which means they get an upgrade to their rank, salary & pension. The lived experience however for local residents in most cases is TOTAL WANK.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@thesundaysport Gifted a high level EU job in Brussels is hardly falling into the sea. The political system of reward for failure has turned him into a pompous overblown arse full of his own self importance. Just one more example of why people are cynical & turned off from politics.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@BradfemlyWalsh @thesundaysport Cheshire was much more normal in the 1970s. Plenty of council houses for working people who do all the essential low paid jobs existed throughout the borough in town, villages and countryside. It became a twat infested County about the same time BBC started screening Howard’s Way

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@ChimeWhistle The TOC is covering itself. If an employee is seriously injured trying to apprehend a dangerous tooled up fare dodger because the TOC didn’t tell them that they were not under any circumstances to put themselves in harms way the TOC would get taken to the cleaners and rightly so

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@lespauljunior3 @thesundaysport China attempted zero Covid on a big scale and in the end they had to let it go through the population. The vaccines only reduced symptoms they didn’t prevent infection. If you know of another route out then let us all know.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@gabby_cabby I just use it to see if there is a route I hadn’t thought of or a closure I wasn’t aware of, beyond that it’s rarely accurate in terms of journey time, too many variables on a long journey plus it hopelessly optimistic most of the time even with no congestion noted.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@lespauljunior3 @thesundaysport mass infection is why it’s no longer a major concern, we’ve all had it & developed immunity while the virus itself has mutated to become less potent. The stated aim of Lockdown was to slow down the infection rate so the NHS wasn’t overwhelmed. China tried zero covid & failed.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@thesundaysport they had a big enquiry costing millions, congratulated themselves on how well they had done, knighthoods all round etc. It’s now written in bold text in the instruction book for the next time.

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@MrSandMrJ1 @ChimeWhistle That’s a Giff from Giffy website, it was made from a YouTube video filmed in dressing room at a German TV show in Cologne. Interesting that it’s made it into a game. Do you have a Link ? 💨💨💨💨💨

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@HS2ltd Cut and cover tunnels to pacify the Gentry were quite common in the days Victorian Railway Mania when lines were springing up all over Britain - Haddon Hall is just one example - So many on X saying Britain has lost sight of it’s old traditions yet here’s one we haven’t.

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@steabb73 @ASLEFunion The offer was apparently No Offer. Avanti said they were not allowed to make an offer because the Government or more precisely the Dept of Transport wouldn’t permit them to present one.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@thesundaysport I thought you were based in Holmes Chapel ? Don’t start lumping East Cheshire towns in with Greater Manchester, when I was a kid Macclesfield was a distinctly separate place, now many identify as being Mancunian, bloody awful state of affairs, heaven knows where it will end.

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@BCCletts @ChimeWhistle Couple of things. In BR days there wasn’t a train driver licence as such , you were passed out as a driver but a licence as such which you held did not exist. Secondly how would Sid Weighell negotiate on behalf of ASLEF ? I’m sure Ray Buckton wouldn’t be at all happy.

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@ChimeWhistle Tony Blair caught Virgin trains a number of times out of Euston when he was PM, He even made a joke during a speech when apologising for being late, ‘If I mention Virgin Trains I think you’ll understand’. He said.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@GarethDennis @afneil He won’t be getting from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly via Greenholme though, the next stop for that train is either Penrith or Carlisle, he should have got off train about an hour ago at Wigan North Western

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@TheBarrenNorth @FaringForwards @afneil The fact that you guys are discussing locomotive performance & hooking carriages on to a Pendolino in a serious manner is hilarious. Neither are relevant to a Pendolino.

[Mr Methane @mrmethane]

@ruhawksley The Beatles only ever did 25 -35 minute sets, their last gig at Candlestick Park was a 30 minute set. Over the years people have got used to more.

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@ChimeWhistle @mitchell_hurd If that was the case then they have no idea how X social media works & need lessons from the UKs foremost chief troll Piers Morgan. They should absolutely post, light the touch paper, reply to initial comments, then stand well back.