Jorge Diablo

I love boofing. Vols

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Yeah mom classes are going great, I think it’ll be my best semester yet.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Yo nice Facebook marketplace BMW bro. Maybe don’t go up and down the strip revving the engine? Fucking loser

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

1613, 1616, 1617 have all been called. McDonald’s where the fuck are my 3 snack wraps. Call 1615 already

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Despise people who have no clue what the difference between a contested catch and mossing someone is.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Mean machines down 14 halfway through the fourth quarter. Something tells me Paul Crewe is gonna lead a historic comeback. Live bet

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

@GWitherSpoonMe This would be so sick if u didn’t have clothes on

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

@OliHendrixCBS Not quite laid Jeremy.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Damn.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Holding hands on PED? Yeah, kill yourself.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Hit a flop 5 feet away from pin, got up there and the guy told me I needed to wear shoes. Uhhh shut the fuck up?

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Played 8 total hands last night. 0-8 on lifetime casino hands.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Self dox

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

@JosephWoodsPHL More pressure than a game 7

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@bigrobbbbbbbb This is so badass

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Are hot chicks an endangered species?

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Don’t even care that I lost my money. Jose man.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Final exam was the same as study guide. Jorge takes Geebs and watches fundamental basketball compilations on YouTube to celebrate.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

@OliHendrixCBS Setting up for brons retirement tard

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Where do all of my socks and underwear go. I’ve been using scattered socks throughout my room and rotating 2 pairs of underwear all semester.

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Moved to seventh woods

[Jorge Diablo @MrMicroBeer]

Kicking off Saturday with zen. (Payton Pritchard ball handling)