MrMiniRavioli

MFA, Sci-Fi writer, Gamer

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@MBrumagin @TonyReali After how the fanbase behaved during the 90s, they have another 30 years of penance to perform before I’ll start feeling sorry for them.

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@TonyReali @sethIU98 Theoretical IU fans watching the team struggle in the late 16th century.

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@TonyReali Browns fans. Jets fans live in NY, with distractions nearby. Bengals fans have Burrow. Hope. Dolphins fans had Marino. They can watch Duper-brothers highlights and Ace Ventura. Hornets fans had the ghost of MJ. Kings fans can light the beam. But the Browns…they have nothing.

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@TonyReali I misread the question as “Which fanbase in all of sports IS the worst?” The answer to that question is the Cowboys’. The team just hasn’t done anything in 30 years. If the Cowboys were good, we’d face endless media bloviating and a social media hellscape of ‘Boys fans crowing.

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@BC1155 @LoneStarLegendX You didn’t read the Mueller Report, clearly. Go back. Try again. There’s nothing stopping you.

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@LoneStarLegendX You’re so close. There were no crimes. Trump lied. The documents he released don’t support his wild claims. Sorry, Roscoe. You’ve been duped by the country’s most successful con-man. You should be hopping mad…at HIM.

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@alina_beal22262 @Scarletkoito333 He was president of the Harvard Law Review, then a constitutional law prof at UChicago. Then he was a State Senator for eight years and then a US Senator. That’s far more experience with public policy than the current president, whose entire life has been about self-enrichment.

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@thomasdenmark @Scarletkoito333 Now we know when you lost yourself to conservative echo-chambers. Legitimate complaints include extra-judicial drone strikes, failure to win universal healthcare, and selecting a VP unlikely to serve two terms. Blaming Obama for division is wild. He governed as a moderate.

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@elonmusk @spencerpratt Fine. But I decide who is disloyal, and I decide what loving America looks like (because you aren’t qualified). What gets you kicked out: bribing voters with million-dollar giveaways, buying elections with $255 million gifts to billionaire politicians, and Nazi salutes.

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@Dogetothemoon @elonmusk You’re asking readers to “follow the money” away from the world’s richest man. Destroying USAID benefits Musk. His team of assholes gained access to Treasury’s databases, ended USAID’s investigation into Starlink, and fired honorable career professionals who might resist him.

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@elonmusk *Department of Defense.

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@ElonVsGrokBits @UziCryptoo “Lack of social mobility surprisingly popular among the uber rich.”

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@UziCryptoo Your argument is a tacit admission that the rich love money more than the country that gave them everything. Why should a rich person flee because the country asks them to fund the infrastructure and education that makes social mobility possible? Where’s your patriotism?

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@elonmusk You spent $255m+ to elect a candidate who doesn’t give a shit about science, whose administration works tirelessly to accelerate climate degradation. That decision wasn’t filtered through a lens of preserving consciousness. Explain yourself.

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@SarahHuckabee You were a nice person in high school, Sarah. I am sorry the family business has made you debase yourself this way. You still have a choice. It would take great personal courage for you to tell the truth. But you and I both know what kind of man Donald Trump is.

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@johnrockshomes You are not remorseful enough. You are an insurrectionist and a traitor. The 2020 election wasn’t stolen. You were lied to by terrible people. You are still being lied to by terrible people. You are not a victim. The police your fellow rioters assaulted were victims. Be better.

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@TheUnmutedMuse @elonmusk Homer was blind. Doubt he’d care much what the actors in an adaptation look like, if he could understand the concept of movies or electricity or capitalism or nation-states or North America, if he was one man at all.

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@elonmusk Dude, this kind of shit should be so so far beneath you. Go enjoy one of the thousands of other adaptations of the book.

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@katmaryb @alwaysrushing92 Children aren’t bigots. There’s nothing to explain. It’s harder to describe what percentages are than sexuality.

“Dad, can boys like boys?”

“Yep. About 10% of the population is gay.”

“What does percent mean?”

“It’s…uh…how many people out of a group…uh…do something.”

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@jenniferatailya @JoeA_NFL 20% of married men cheat on their wives. 13% of married women cheat on their husbands.